|Law of equality:|
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!
Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something it will never start on time.
|A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:|
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Neetaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
PS: If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...
|Doctor Raat Ko 3 Baje Toilet Jaane Ke Liye Utha Toh Usne Dekha Ki Toilet Puri Tarah Se Block Ho Gaya Hai.|
Usne Apni Biwi Se Kaha: Mai Abhi Plumber Ko Bulata Hun.
Biwi, Hairani Se: Tum Raat Ko 3 Baje Plumber Ko Bulaogey?
Doctor: Haan, Kyon Nahin? Hum Bhi Toh Jaate Hain Raat Mein Agar Koi Mareez Beemaar Ho Jaye Toh.
Usne plumber Ko Call Kiya, Shikayat Ki Aur Usko Raaat Ko Hi Aane Ko Kaha.
Plumber Ne Mana Kiya Aur Kaha Vo Subah Aa Jayega.
Doctor Ne Pir Se Wahi Baat Kahi: Agar Mai Raat Mein Mareez Dekhne Jaa Sakta Hun Toh Tum Bhi Aa Sakte Ho.
Plumber Bechara Subah 3:30 Baje Aankhein Malta Hua Doctor Ke Ghar Pahuncha. Usne Toilet Dekha Aur Baag Se Kuch Goliyaan Aur Powder Nikaal Ke Toilet Mein Daal Di Aur Phir Doctor Se Bola: Doctor Saab, Is Se Theek Toh Ho Jaani Chahiye, Agar Koi Pharak Na Pade Toh Subah Mujhe Phir Se Call Kar Lena.
|Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si,|
Dhawan Pe Wo Marti Thi,
Choro Chori Chupke Chupke,
Rohit Ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thi,
Nazrein Jhuka Ke, Kuch Sharma Ke,
Rahane Se Baatein Kiya Karti Thi,
Kabhi Kabhi Julfein Bikher Ke,
Kohli Ki Galiyon Se Guzarti Thi,
Kuch Kehna Tha Shayad Usko Raina Se,
Per DHONI Se Vo Darti Thi,
Jab Bhi Milti Thi Jadeja Se,
Bas Yehi Pucha Karti Thi,
Yaar Tum Log Yuvraj Ke Bina World Cup Kaise Jeetoge?