• Ajab Gajab Dost

    Pappu Ne Gas Pe Pressure Cooker Chadaya... Selfie Wali Post Daali Aur Likha: Gharwali Mayeke Gayi Hai Aur Mujhe Chai Banani Hai, Cooker Mein Kitni Seeti Lagaun?

    Friends Ke Comments:

    Deepak Bhai: Oye, Cooker Mein Already Hi Ek Seeti Lagi Hai Aur Kitni Lagayega.

    Prakash Bhai: Bewakoof Chai Cooker Mein Thode Na Banti Hai... Kadhai Rakh Kadhai.

    Rajiv: Dekh Bhai... Pehle Toh 2 Ghante Ke Liye Chai Patti Bhigone Daal De... Uske Baad 1-2 Seeti Se Hi Kaam Ho Jayega.

    Sumit: Yaar... Khidki Pe Jaa Ke Ek Seeti Baja... Padosan Chai De Jayegi.

    Sabhi Answers Ka Baap:

    Rahul: Oye Gadhe, Agar Biwi Mayeke Gayi Hai Toh Chai Kyun Pee Raha Hai? Bewakoof Daaru Le Ke Aa... Pee Ke Mast Ho... Aur Humein Bula Le, Seeti Hum Baja Denge.
  • Badnaseebi!!!

    Ek Mehfil Mein Ek Bujurg Apne Kuch Anubhav Logon Ko Bata Rahe The.

    Maine Apni Life Mein 3 Kism Ke Logon Se Jyada Badnaseeb Kisi Ko Nahin Dekha.

    Pehle Vo Jinke Paas Bharpoor Naye Kapde Hon Phir Bhi Aadtana Puraane Se Kaam Chalate Rehte Hain.

    Dusre Vo Jinke Ghar Khane Ki Liye Beshumar Khana Ho, Par Kanjoosi Ki Aadat Se Ya Phir Kisi Bimari Ki Vajah Se Kha Nahin Paate.

    Aur Teesre Vo Jo.... Itna Kehte Hi Unka Gala Bhar Aya Aur Ankhein Chalak Gayi.

    Logon Ne Pucha Ki Kya Hua, Kaun Hain Vo Teesre Type Ke Log?

    Us Bujurg Ne Bhare Gale Se Jawab Diya: Doston, Teesre Vo Jinko Peene Ka Bahut Shauq Hota Hai... Jinka Dil Karta Hai Ki Piye Lekin Sirf Apni Gharwali Ke Khauf Se Do Peg Daru Nahin Pee Sakte.

    Unke Itna Kehte Hi Mehfil Mein Adhe Se Jyada Logon Ki Aankhein Bhar Aayi.
  • Heartiest Apologies

    A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion.

    "When did he leave you?" the judge asked.

    "Thirteen years ago," the tired mother replied.

    The judge was confused, "Well, if he left thirteen years ago, where did all these children come from?"

    "Well," said the woman, "he kept coming back to say he was sorry."
  • Too Many Cooks

    While Captain Cook was sailing the South Pacific, he discovered an island that had a fabulous house of ill repute. The women were out of this world, the hospitality incredible, and the prices amazingly cheap.

    After many enjoyable visits, he told all his brothers and cousins about the place, and they went there by the boatloads.

    Soon they had trashed the place with their drunken brawls, terrorized the women, who all ran away, and the house shut down.

    It just goes to show you... too many Cooks spoil the brothel.