In Maths, kiss is the shortest distance between two Lips.
In Biology, kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another.
In Chemistry, kiss is a process of testing the ph of the lips.
In Physics, it's a process to charging a human body.
In Computer, kiss is a local area network in which two bodies are connected without a data cable.
In Economics, kiss is a process in which Demand is higher than supply !!
Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS"
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi
Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child's voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child's words. When I spotted a girl perched on a rock, I realized why her words had made no sense: She was repeating the alphabet.
"Why are you saying your ABC's so many times?" I asked her.
The child replied, "I'm saying my prayers."
I couldn't help but laugh. "Prayers? All I hear is the alphabet."
Patiently the child explained, "Well, I don't know all the words, so I give God the letters. He knows what I'm trying to say."
Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!!
Teacher: Shut up and get out !
Tinku: Madam main bataaun?
Teacher: Haan Tinku, tum bataao.
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!!
Teacher: You also get out !
Chintu: Madam main bataun ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.
Chintu: Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!