• Patni aur Ghadi Ke Beech Sambandh

    Dono Ki Samaantayein:

    1. Ghadi Chaubees Ghante Tic-Tic Karti Rehti Hai, Aur Patni Chaubees Ghante Kit-Kit Karti Rehti Hai!

    2. Ghadi Ki Suiyaan Ghoom Phir Ke Wahi Aa Jaati Hain, Usi Prakaar Patni Ko Aap Kitna Bhi Samjha Lo, Wo Ghoom-Phir Kar Wahin Aa Jayegi Aur Apni Baat Manwayegi.

    3. Ghadi Bigad Jaaye Toh Mechanic Ke Yaha Jaati Hai, Aur Agar Patni Bigad Jaaye Toh Maayke Jaati Hai.

    4.Ghadi Ko Charge Karne Ke Liye Cell (Battery) Ka Prayog Hota Hai, Aur Patni Ko Charge Karne Ke Liye Salary Ka Prayog Hota Hai!

    Vishamtaaiyein! - Differences
    1. Ghadi Mein Jab 12 Bajte Hain Toh Teeno Suiyaa Ek Dikhaayi Deti Hain, Lekin Patni Ke Jab 12 Bajte Hain Toh Ek Patni Bhi 3-3 Dikhaayi Deti Hain!

    2. Ghadi Ke Alarm Bajne Ka Fix Time Hai, Lekin Patni Ke Alarm Bajne Ka Koi Fix Time Nahin Hai!

    3. Ghadi Bigad Jaaye Toh Ruk Jaati Hai, Lekin Jab Patni Bigad Jaaye Toh Shuru Ho Jaati Hai!

    4. Sabse Bada Antar Yeh Hai Ki Ghadi Ko Aap Jab Chahe Badal Sakte Hain, Magar Patni Ko chah Kar Bhi Badal Nahin Sakte!
  • Diet Meal Plan

    Jeeto was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor.

    He said, "You need a diet, Jeeto, and I've got a good one here."

    He gave her a small book and said, "Read this carefully and eat the things on page 21 every day. Then come back and see me in two weeks time."

    Jeeto came again two weeks later, but she wasn't thinner, she was fatter. The doctor was surprised and said, "Are you eating the things on page 21 of the small book?"

    "Yes, doctor," she answered.

    The next day the doctor visited Jeeto during her dinner. She was very surprised to see him.

    "Jeeto ," he said, "Why are you eating potatoes and bread? They aren't in your diet."

    "But, doctor," Jeeto answered, "I ate my diet at lunch time, This is my dinner."
  • Shoes & Boots Sale

    A large store was having its spring sale on shoes and boots. It was the first day of the sale, and the shoe department was fully of women who were eagerly trying to buy them. There were all kinds of shoes and boots in a variety of colors, and the prices had been reduced a lot, because the store wanted to get rid of as many as possible in order to make room for their new stock.

    The cashiers were kept busy, and at one moment a woman came to one of them with her money in her hand and said, "I don't need a bag, thank you. I 'm wearing the shoes I bought." She pointed to them on her feet.

    "Would you like a bag to put your old shoes in then?" the cashier asked politely as she took the woman's money.

    "No, thank you," the woman answered quickly. "I've just sold those to someone else."
  • AIDS Carriers!

    To all of you approaching 50 or have REACHED 50 and past, this is specially for you... Senior Citizens are the Nation's leading carriers of AIDS! HEARING AIDS

    BAND AIDS

    ROLL AIDS

    WALKING AIDS

    MEDICAL AIDS

    GOVERNMENT AIDS

    MOST OF ALL,
    MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

    Not forgetting HIV (Hair is Vanishing)
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