• Evolution of Word DRINK

    The word DRINK has been coined using the alphabets carefully to cue the effect of each peg !
    1. If you take 1 peg, it is good for Digestion - hence "D" has been selected.

    2. If you take the 2nd peg, it is right for Relaxation - hence "R" chosen as the 2nd letter.

    3. When you take the 3rd peg, you start feeling Intelligent - hence "I" happened.

    4. When you have the 4th peg, your thoughts and words turn Naughty - so "N"

    5. And when you have the 5th peg, you start behaving like a King - therefore "K"

    This is how the word DRINK was evolved.

    Long live the Drin-King!
  • Will I Live To Be 80?

    I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well for my age".

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

    He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"

    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."

    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

    I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

    "No, I don't," I said.

    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

    "No,"I said. "I don't do any of those things."

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a hoot if you live to be 80?"
  • Why Sharks Circle

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk.

    "Follow me son" the older father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise old father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
  • Funny Cards

    Some Greeting cards you won't see.... but would probably sell.

    OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas...
    INSIDE: I hope it's your sister.

    OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
    INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind.
    v OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
    INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you.

    OUTSIDE: Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
    INSIDE: What the hell was I thinking!

    OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well respected.
    INSIDE: And while I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly.

    OUTSIDE: Sex with you is like using drugs.
    INSIDE: Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it.

    OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
    INSIDE: Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

    OUTSIDE: I'm so miserable without you...
    INSIDE: It's almost like you're here.

    OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend...
    INSIDE: Buy a dog.

    OUTSIDE: Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
    INSIDE: Did you ever find out who the father was?