• How Are You Feeling???

    Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Brown.

    "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asked the lawyer.

    Farmer Brown responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the ....... "

    "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"

    Farmer Brown said, "Well I had just gotten Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...... "

    The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

    By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Brown's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."

    Brown thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side."

    He continued, "I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

    "Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."

    Finally, farmer Brown came to the end of the story. "The patrolman looked at me and said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are YOU feeling'?"
  • Family Trip To Australia

    Last month during Christmas a family from Kanpur, was on holidays in Australia.

    Apart from his wife and two children, this man from Kanpur was also accompanied by his old age father.

    They were traveling on one of the free ways. This Indian Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.

    Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old man coming out of the window and vomiting blood.

    She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help. In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.

    The well trained staff quickly shifted that old man on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining him. Sometime later, the old man was declared safe and fit to travel again.

    Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.

    But for these services, our Kanpur man had to pay AUD 3500.

    With these unplanned heavy financial charges, the Kanpur man was in shock and he blasted on his Old Aged Father: Gutkha Kha Kar Khidki Ke Bahar Pichkari Maarne Ki Kya Zaroorat Thi?
  • An Interesting Observation

    Palkhiwala is no more. His observations at the relevant time are worth noting. Nani Palkhiwala India's Most Eminent And Noted Jurist & Lawyer wrote ...

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

    He has his food prepared for him.

    He can eat whenever he wants, 24*7*365

    His meals are provided at no cost to him.

    By the way he does not need to pay for medical insurance.

    He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

    For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

    If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

    He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

    My dog is like the Indian POLITICIAN...
  • Run For A Reason

    Why people from different communities run the Mumbai Marathon:

    Punjus run simply because of peer pressure from other communities plus that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise they rather be sleeping.

    Maharashtrians run because that day most roads are closed and BEST buses are not plying - so how else will they commute ?

    Biharis & Bhaiyas run because they feel the Maharashtrians are running behind them and they run for their lives.

    Catholics run because that's what they have been trained for since childhood - athletics or hockey or football.

    Parsis run so hopefully they can find someone on the race track and get married that same evening.

    South Indians run because of the completion certificate which they will get so that they can add this to their collection of certificates which they are collecting since childhood.

    Sindhis run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges.

    Gujjus run because the cost includes Sealink toll charges + Goody bag + Free Water + Free Enerzal + Free Oranges + Free Salt + Free Ice Pack+ Free whiffs of Volini Spray on the route.

    Marwaris run for all of the above reasons + they think they can take an interest free loan from Std. Chartered Bank (least realising Stan Chart no longer is sponsor) for their business just because they ran !

    And Bengalis don't run. They are busy analysing why others are running!