• Highway Jerks

    One afternoon this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake one guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures him to stop.

    Our guy rolls down the window. "How can I help you?"

    "I am the Red Jerk of the Highway, you got something to eat?"

    With a smile on his face he hands one of his sandwiches to the red dressed guy and drives away.

    Not even five minutes later he comes across another guy. This time the guy is dressed fully in yellow, standing on the side and waving him to stop.

    A bit irritated our guy stops, cranks down the window, "What can I do for you?"

    "I am the Yellow Jerk of the Highway, you got something to drink?"

    Hardly managing to smile this time he hands to the guy a can of soda and then stomps on the pedal and takes off again. In order to make it to the lakeside before sunset he decides to go faster and not to stop no matter what.

    To his frustration he sees another guy on the side of the road, dressed all in blue, making a hand signal to stop him. Not quite willing our guy decides to stop a last time.

    He rolls his window down and yells to the guy, "I know, you're the Blue Jerk of the Highway. But just what the fuck do you want?"

    "Driver's license and registration please."
  • Rahul and Hardik!!!

    There are two important personalities - Rahul and Hardik. I like both of them.

    Rahul is a veteran. Has loads of experience with him. He has performed duties earlier with the big-wigs of the arena. Always calm and composed. He is known for the patience he has got with him. Now he is training the junior batch in India which will make India shine in years to come. You may not see a breathtaking or macho performance like his other colleagues, but his contribution towards the arena has been vital. I am very proud when someone refers to him while addressing me!

    Hardik, on the other hand, is a young blood with a lot of energy. He makes his presence felt. In a short time, he has become the backbone of the ecosystem. Veterans are very optimistic about his future and India's future because of his capabilities. He is one of the very few Gujarati fellows you would have seen in your lifetime in this field.

    Have your views, guys!

    Please don't misjudge me. I am talking about Rahul Dravid and Hardik Pandya.
  • Don't mess with Engineers

    Interviewer - So, what's your email ID?

    Engineering Student - Sir, abc@xyz.com

    Interviewer - And password?

    Engineering Student - 12345678

    Interviewer - You shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

    Engineering Student - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be:

    12345678

    Or

    Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

    Or

    1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

    1twothreefourfivesixseven8..... so on

    Or

    2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4....)

    13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5......, 8)..... so on

    Or

    Combination of all of these...

    By the way, did I mention use of capitals?

    Interviewer : ????????????
    Yappaaaa. Kaala Kaatraa Saami, Onakku Velai confirm.
  • Turn Off Your Cell Phone

    I went to the movies the other night and sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

    "Excuse me. Sorry! Oops. Excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry. Oops! Excuse me."

    By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"

    "No!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car.