• A Successful Marriage

    Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their 'Happy Going Marriage'

    A TV reporter was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband, "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

    Husband Said, "We are a happy couple since marriage, thanks to our honeymoon trip to Shimla."

    TV Reporter aske, "Sir, tell us about it so that all couples can also be happy like you."

    Finally husband agreed to reveal the 'secret of the happy marriage'.

    "For our honeymoon," recalling his old honeymoon days husband said, "We had been to Shimla. The day after we both went for a horse ride. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way that horse jumped up suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said: 'This is your first time'.

    "She again got on the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again was calm and said: 'This is your second time...' and continued.

    "When the horse dropped her a third time, she just took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead !!

    I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?'

    She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'

    "That's it. We are happy ever after..."
  • Dining Out!

    A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

    The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

    Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

    After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
  • Falling-Down Drunk

    A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk.

    So the bartender says to another man in the bar, "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

    The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.

    They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and they stumble up the steps to his house the drunk almost having to be carried.

    The drunk's wife greets them at the door, "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
  • Ladies Golf

    After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked, "How did your game go?

    The first lady, a brunette, said she had a good round, adding the comment that she actually had 25 riders. The Pro was a bit perplexed not knowing what a "Rider" was.

    The second was a blonde lady who quickly chimed in and said that she had a very good round as well with 16 riders.

    The third lady then said that her round was average and that she only had 10 riders. The fourth lady admitted that she played the worst round of the day and that she only had 2 riders all day long.

    The Pro was completely confused not knowing what the term "rider" meant. But, because he didn't want to look dumb, he made a quick polite remark, wished the ladies well and then left.

    He then approached the bartender and asked "Hey, can you tell me what these ladies are talking about when they refer to 'Riders'?"

    The bartender simply smiled and said, "A 'Rider" is when you hit a shot long enough to ride on the golf cart to your ball.
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