|John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately.|
"My goodness," said Peter, "and how long have you been married?"
"22 years", replied John.
"You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years."
"Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous."
|Husband and wife went Deepavali shopping to get new sarees for the wife.|
After seeing numerous sarees, she shortlisted around 100 and further brought it down to 25.
Out of these, she asked her husband to choose 5 sarees among them.
Then she finally picked up one saree.
It took 5 hours to finalise one saree.
The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky. Because he and Eve used to wear only leaves. He need not have wasted too much of time."
Ultimate comment of wife, "Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally choose the leaves as per the wish of Eve...? You are lucky. You have to just sit in AC shop ...!!" Moral : Never argue with wife while shopping.
|A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting.|
"How are we faring?" asked the king.
"Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day. Burning the towns of your enemies to the west."
"What?" shrieked the king, "I don't have any enemies to the west!"
"Oh!" said the knight, "Well, you do now."
|A very devout man who was very overweight decided to go on a diet. One of his main problems with eating was that he would stop for donuts every morning on the way to work. So to make things easier for himself, he changed his route to work to avoid the temptation of stopping.|
As the weeks went by he started losing a lot of weight and was receiving compliments from his friends and co-workers.
Then one morning without thinking, he accidentally turned onto the road which would take him by the donut shop.
At first he was going to turn around but then he thought to himself, "Maybe the Lord is rewarding me for my efforts".
So, he said a short prayer telling the Lord that if this was His true intention let there be an open parking place directly in front of the shop.
And sure enough, on the fifth time around the block there was an open spot right up front.