• Keeping Secrets

    Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto

    "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

    "Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

    "Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."
  • Red Cross

    Joey decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.

    Fortunately, Joey was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.

    Hours later, when everyone but Joey had returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.

    Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, "Mr. Joey, are you there? It's the Red Cross."

    Bristling, the harried Joey called back, "Get lost. I gave at the office!"
  • Karate Class

    Karate Class
    Joe was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

    Finally, Joe decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself.

    So, one day, on the way home from work Joe took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued. The next afternoon Joe went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.

    His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

    "Well," explained Joe, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"
  • Drunk & The Nun

    Drunk & The Nun
    There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

    As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face.

    Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

    This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.

    By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much, so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said.........."Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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