An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can`t get all of his whiskers off because his c...
A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...
One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald`s fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...
NAME: Armando R...
Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam",...
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation d...
A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to se...
On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.
However, he...
The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall...
Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye...
Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
"Yes...
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you n...
Girl: Hiiiiii.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: What happened?
Boy: Nothing.
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...
Who`s the father of the chicken?
Chiken Ka-bab.
Who`s the mother...