• God's Getting Better

    A little girl was sitting next to her grandfather as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch his wrinkled cheek. She touched her own cheek after she touched his.

    After a little while of thinking she asked, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

    He looked at her and said, "Yes, sweetheart God made me a long time ago."

    She paused for a few seconds and then asked, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"

    He replied, "Yes, indeed pumpkin, God made you just a little while ago."

    Feeling their respective faces again, she whispered to him, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"
  • Shradhanjali Sandesh

    Condolence in future will be like this...

    Jaane Wala Bahut Hi Achcha Insaan Tha,

    Hamesha Online Rehta Tha,

    Har Ek Ki Request Accept Kar Leta Tha,

    Kabhi Bhi Apne Comments Se Kisi Ko Takleef Nahi Di,

    Iss Ki Posts Badi Hee Jandaar Aur Mazedaar Hoti Thee,

    Bade Dil Ka Malik Tha, Kabhi Kisi Ko Block Nahi Kiya,

    Dosto Ki Selfies Dil Khol Kar Like Karta Tha, Aur Bahut Hee Achche Comments Deta Tha,

    Ameero Se Share Aur Ghareebo Ko Tag Kiya Karta Tha,

    Jab Maut Aayi Tab Bhi Facebook Per Hi Baitha Hua Tha.

    Bohat Hi Achcha Aur Logon Se Ghulne-Milne Wala Banda Tha.

    Uski DP (Display Picture) Hum Sab 13 Days Tak Apne Group Main Lagayenge...! Yahi Hamari Sacchi Shradhanjali Hogi..!!!
  • Cooking Tips for Ladies

    1. While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn't burn.

    2. While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown.

    3. If you add a few drops of vodka in paneer, it will not spoil in summer time.

    4. Putting red wine in dal will enhance the taste.

    If you can't manage the above, Try this... for guranteed success

    Pour 4 pegs in your husband's mouth, then it doesn't matter how you cook....
  • An Interfaith Miracle!

    I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.

    The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"

    I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

    The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

    He was not amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

    The Mullah came, took my hands and said, "Insha Allah, you will walk today!"

    I politely told him, "There's nothing wrong with me."

    The Hindu sadhu came and said, "Son, you will walk on your legs today."

    I said, "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"

    The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"

    I had to tell him there was nothing wrong with me.

    After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. I believe in all Religions now...
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