• Classification of Words

    How should we define lower, middle class and upper class?

    Lower class - Biskut
    Middle class - Biskit
    Upper class - Cookies

    Lower class - Roomal
    Middle class - Hankie
    Upper class - Handkerchief, Kerchief

    Lower class - Tamaatar
    Middle class - Ta'may'to
    Upper class - Toh'mah'toh

    Lower class - Sauce
    Middle class - Ketchup
    Upper Class - Toh'mah'toh Condiment

    Lower class - Lifafa
    Middle class - En've'lope
    Upper class - On'vo'lup

    Lower class - Nimbu Paani/Shikanji
    Middle class - Lemonade
    Upper class - Virgin Mojito

    Lower class - Paint
    Middle class - Jeans
    Upper class - Denims

    Lower class - Chashma
    Middle class - Goggles
    Upper class - Shades
  • Lawyers Don't Lie

    A lawyer had a wife and 12 children and needed to move, as his rental agreement was coming to an end forthe home where he lived, but was having difficulty in finding a new home.

    When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home. He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all, lawyers cannot and do not lie.

    So, he had an idea - he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the real estate agent.

    He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many children do you have ?"

    He answered, "12 children."

    The agent asked, "And where are they now?"

    The lawyer answered, with a sad look, "11 of them are in the cemetery with their mother."

    And that is the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.

    Moral: it is not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words. Lawyers don't lie... They are great!!!
  • If I Had Married Him

    One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

    When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
    After the conversation President Obama asked Michelle, "Why was he so interested in talking to you?"

    She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.

    President Obama then said, "So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant?"

    Michelle responded, "No, if I had married him, he would now be the President."

    A WOMAN's CONFIDENCE NEVER COMES IN BITS & PIECES.
    Dedicated to all the beautiful and intelligent women
  • The Practical People

    A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar.

    A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???"

    "My good woman," passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind.... !!!"

    Moral: Drinkers are practical people. Kindly Support them !!!!
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