|Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???|
The local author says:
'Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after'.
And REFERENCE BOOK says:
'2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is not specified. One member Jack, of rapid irregular disturbing movements encounters fatal logical gravitational error leading to complete disarray. Other member named Jill whose scope lies within disarray, descends down the geographical protuberance at an acceleration, whose magnitude is controlled by the force of gravity.' !!!
|Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class.|
Professor Ne Us Pe Comment Kia: Class Se Nikal Jao.
Principal Ne Professor Ke Comment Ko Like Kia.
Dost Ne Comment Kia: Oye Cafe Aaja.
Maa Ne Comment Kia: Nalayak Kahin Ka, Class Nahin Attend Karni Toh Sabzi Le Kar Ghar Aaja.
Baap Ne Bhi Comment KAr Dia: Dekh Lo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein.
Usi Waqt Girlfriend Ka Comment Aa Gaya: Dhokhe Baaz Tum Ne Toh Kaha Tha Ki Hospital Mein Hun... Daadi Aakhri Stage Par Hain Isliye Milne Nahin Aa Sakta. Aur Aakhiri Khatarnaak Commnent Bhi Padhiye...
Daadi Ji Ka Comment: Tere Munh Min Keede Padein Haraam Khor, Main Abhi Zinda Hoon.
|Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.|
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Pappu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Pappu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal
|Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho?|
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. You Know... Tumhaare Bina... Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun. Meri Yaad Aati Hai? Kya Karte Ho Jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai Toh?
Pati: Arey Jaanu, Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Tumhaari. Aur Jab Bhi Tumhe Miss Karta Hun Tab Main Tumhaari Pasand Ki Ice-cream, Kesar-Pista Kha Leta Hun Ya Tumhaari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Leta Hun... TV Pe Koi Serial Dekh Leta Hun... Aur Meri Yaad Aane Pe Tum Kya Karti Ho?
Patni: Mein Bhi TV Pe Match Laga Ke, Bagpiper Ka Quarter Le Leti Hun, 4-5 Cigarettes Phoonkti Hun Aur 1-2 Rajnigandha Kha Leti Hun...