|Boss Ne Ek Chulbuli, Nihayat Hi Khoobsurat Aur Hot Ladki Ko Apni Secretary Ke Kaam Pe Rakh Liya Lekin 10 Din Ke Baad Hi Boss Ne 11th Floor Se Jump Maar Ke Suicide Kar Liya.|
Inspector: Kamre Mein Us Waqt Kaun Kaun Tha?
Secretary: Ji Sirf Mein Aur Boss The.
Inspecor: Aakhir Aisa Kya Ho Gaya Ho Tumhaare Boss Ko Suicide Karna Pad Gaya?
Secretary: Pata Nahin Sir, Vo Toh Bahut Hi Achche Insaan The. Ek Din Unhone Mujhe 2 Lakh Ka Necklace Gift Mein Diya. Phir Us Din Unhone Mujhe 10 Lakh Ki Diamond Ki Ring Gift Ki. Do Din Pehle Hi Unhone Mujhe Audi Khareed Ke Gift Ki...
Inspector: Phir ???
Secretary: Aaj Jab Mein Sir Ke Cabin Mein Aayi Toh Sir Pooch Rahe The Ki Kaisa Flat Logi, Kahan Pe Logi... Aur Tabhi Mere Papa Ka Phone Aaya... Maine Unse Sirf Itna Kaha Ki Papa Aap Yahan Hote Toh Dekhte Ki Mere Boss Kitne Achche Hain, Mujhe Kitna Pyaar Karte Hain, Kitna Chahte Hain Mujhe... Aap Toh Hamesha Yehi Kehte Rehte Ho Ki Pappu Beta Ladki Bankar Mat Ghuma Kar....
Inspector Sahab, Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi Ki Pata Nahin Sir Ko Ekdum Se Kya Hua, Unhone Khidki Kholi Aur Kood Gaye....
|A woman brought a very limp duck in to Dr. Santa, a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the duck's
After a moment or two, Santa shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied Dr. Santa.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested.
"I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
Dr. Santa rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at Santa with sad eyes and shook his head. Santa patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.
A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
Santa looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Dr. Santa turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
"1500 Rs!" she cried, "1500 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
Santa shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been Rs 250, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now 1500."
|Ek Sharabi Ki Naukri Lag Gai.|
Naukri Ke Order Mein Likha Tha Ki Company Ki Taraf Se Aapko Quarter Milega.
Apna Bhai Itna Bhola Thaa Ki Subah-Subah Joining Ke Time Khaali Glass Aur Namkeen Lekar Pahunch Gayaa !!!
Ek Din TV Par Sharabi Film Dekhte Huye Patni Boli: Amitabh Bachchan Kitna Achchha Actor Hai... Sharab Na Peekar Bhi Piye Huye Kee Kitni Achchhi Acting Karta Hai !
Yeh Sunkar Main Sochne Laga: Ab Is Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaaye Ki Sharab Na Peekar Piye Huye Kkee Acting Karne Se Jyada Mushkil Hoti Hai Sharab Peekar Na Piye Huye Kee Scting Karna... !!!
Teen Dost Baithe Daaru Pee Rahe The.
Pehla Dost: Bhai, Motorcycle Se Leh-Ladakh Chalte Hain.
Dusra Dost: Haan Haan Bhai Chalte Hain, Bada Maza Ayega, Khoob Enjoy Karenge...
Teesra Dost: Per Yaar, Apne Paas Toh Cycle Bhi Nahin Hai... ???
Pehle Dono Dost: Kamine, Humein Pata Tha Ki Daaru Nahin Pee Raha Hai, Sirf Namkeen Kha Raha Hai...
Sharaabi Husband: Agar Mere Haath Mein SARKAR Hoti Toh Main Desh Ki Taqdeer Badal Deta!
Wife: Haramkhor, Bevde... Pehle PAYJAMA Toh Badal Le, Subah Se Meri SALVAAR Pehan Ke Ghoom Raha Hai!!!
|Pappu Apne Flat Mein Akela Rehta tha. Ek Shaam Vo Apni Car Mein Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahaa Tha Ki Tabhi Uski Ek Hot Colleague Ka Message Aaya, Jismein Likha Tha: Mummy-Papa Baahar Gaye Hain. Mujhe Akele Dar Lagta Hai. Agar Aapko Pareshani Na Ho Toh Aaj Raat Sone Ke Liye Aapke Flat Pe Aa Jaun???|
Message Dekhte Hi Pappu Ne Socha Wah Kya Kismat Aaj. Vo Phauran Gaadi Side Pe Lagata Hai Aur Khushi Khushi, Excitment Mein Reply Type Karne Lagta Hai: Yes Sure! Pareshaani Waali Koi Baati Nahin... You're Welcome !
Isse Pehle Ki Paappu Message Bhej Pata, Ek Jhapatmar Ne Gaadi Ke Andar Haath Daala Aur Mobile Chheen Kar Bhaag Khada Hua...
Pappu Gaadi Se Utra Aur Us Jjapatmar Ke Peechhe Bhaagte Huye Chillaya: Send Ka Button Dabaa De... Kutte....... Send Ka Button... Kamineeee...... Tujhe Tere Poore Khaandaan Ki Kasam.... Ek Baar Send Dabaa De Yaar... Mobile Tu Hi Rakh Le but Send Ka Button Daba De.... Tere Haath Jodta Hun..... Send Daba De Mere Baaapppp...