|Pappu Apne Flat Mein Akela Rehta tha. Ek Shaam Vo Apni Car Mein Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahaa Tha Ki Tabhi Uski Ek Hot Colleague Ka Message Aaya, Jismein Likha Tha: Mummy-Papa Baahar Gaye Hain. Mujhe Akele Dar Lagta Hai. Agar Aapko Pareshani Na Ho Toh Aaj Raat Sone Ke Liye Aapke Flat Pe Aa Jaun???|
Message Dekhte Hi Pappu Ne Socha Wah Kya Kismat Aaj. Vo Phauran Gaadi Side Pe Lagata Hai Aur Khushi Khushi, Excitment Mein Reply Type Karne Lagta Hai: Yes Sure! Pareshaani Waali Koi Baati Nahin... You're Welcome !
Isse Pehle Ki Paappu Message Bhej Pata, Ek Jhapatmar Ne Gaadi Ke Andar Haath Daala Aur Mobile Chheen Kar Bhaag Khada Hua...
Pappu Gaadi Se Utra Aur Us Jjapatmar Ke Peechhe Bhaagte Huye Chillaya: Send Ka Button Dabaa De... Kutte....... Send Ka Button... Kamineeee...... Tujhe Tere Poore Khaandaan Ki Kasam.... Ek Baar Send Dabaa De Yaar... Mobile Tu Hi Rakh Le but Send Ka Button Daba De.... Tere Haath Jodta Hun..... Send Daba De Mere Baaapppp...
|Pappu Ko Ek Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Isi Chakkar Meine Vo Daily Us Ladki Ko Subah Uske Office Drop Karne Jaata Aur Phir Shaam Ko Use Office Se Pick Karke Uske Ghar Chhod Ke Aata Tha.|
Ek Din Raaste Mein Ladki Dukhi Si Hokar Boli: Kal Ladke Waale Mujhe Dekhne Aaye The.
Ladki: Mujhe Pasand Kar Gaye.
Pappu Behad Dukhi Hokar Bola: Togh Ab... ???
Ladki Rone Lagi Aur Rote Rote Boli: Agle Mahine Kee Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai... Unka Ghar Laxmi Nagar Mein Hai.
Pappu Gehri Soch Mein Pad Gaya.
Ladki: Ab Kya Karna Hai... Tum Please Jaldi Kuch Socho Na...
Pappu: Soch Hee Toh Raha Hun.
Ladki: Kya Soch Rahe Ho???
Pappu: Ab Laxmi Nagar Se Tumhe Office Drop Karne Ke Liye Mujhe Ring Road Leni Padegi..... Phir 3 Kilometer Baad U-turn, Uske Baad One-Way Ke Kaaran Rajguru Road, Phir Woh Mukherji Nagar Waala Fly-over... Oye Nahin Yaar Mere Bas Ki Baat Nahi Hai, Roz-Roz Ka Toh Mushkil Ho Jayega... Tu Apne Husband Ko Bol Ki Vo Koi Intezaam Kare... Mujhe Bahut Lamba Padega.
|Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when thelady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250. She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts fighting at the desk on such a big bill. The Manager comes in to end the ruckus with a customer.|
He says, ''Mam, we have so many facilities for our customer to use Free of cost such as Spa, Swimming pool, Gym etc., so thats why all the charges are included in it.''
The lady replies, but I have not used it, so why should I pay.
Manager says, "Thats your fault, but you have to pay."
The lady finally hands him over a cheque for $50.
The manager says this is only $50 what about the balance $200.
The lady replies, "$200 for you sleeping and using me in the night."
Manager, "But I haven't slept with you." Lady, "Thats your fault, I was here full night and you could have used me, if you didn't, thats your fault, I am sorry for you" and walked away from the hotel with every1 looking at her amazed." Moral: Moral-Voral Kuch Nahi, Aunty Bahut Shaani Thi...
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Women angry for a reason!
2. Women angry without reason!
3. Women about to get angry & looking for a reason.
|Girl's Status: In Temple|
Boy1: Jai Mata Di.
Boy2: Mere Liye Bhi Prasad Lana.
Boy3: Wow Nyc.
Boy's Status: In Temple
Boy1: Abey Vahan Bheekh Maangne Baith Gya Kya???
Boy2: Saale Temple Run Or Temple Mein Fark Ni Pata Kya???
Boy3: Abey Kamine, Tharki... Tu Vahan Bhi Pahunch Gaya Ladkiyan Tadne...
That Awkward Moment:
Jab Main Kisi Unknown Ladki Se Friendship Karta Hun Aur Kuch Dino Baad Dekhta Hun Ki Hamare Beech 10 Mutual Friend Ho Gaye Hain... Aur Vo Sab Mere Dost Hain... Kamine Kahin Ke!!!
Whenever I add a Girl, you always ask me: Do you Know her?
I just want to ask: Behan Lagti Hai wo Teri....????
She: Jao Mujhe Baat Nahin Karni Tumse.
She: Puchoge Nahin Ki Kyun Baat Nahin Karni, Kis Baat Pe Gussa Hun Main ???
Me: Na Re, I Respect Your Decision.
Banta: Yaar Santa, Kal Jeeto Bhabhi Itni Zor-Zor Se Kyun Chilla Rahi Thi? Unki Awaaz Mere Ghar Tak Aa Rahi Thi.
Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Banta... Hua Ye Ki Uski Photo Facebook Pe Upload Karni Thi Lekin Galati Se OLX Pe Upload Kar Di... Aur Hadd Toh Tab Ho Gayi Jab Ek Ladke Ne Kaha Ki Bhai Ye 1960 Ka Kabaad Kaun Lega???