|WannaCry Ransomware virus tried to enter into computer system of SBI.|
It could not succeed as someone told it: Abhi Hamara Lunch Time Hai... Lunch Break Ke Baad Aana.
Ransomware Lunch Break Ke Baad Aata Hai Aur Ek Aur Try Marne Ke Lye Ek Lambi Line Mein Lag Jaata Hai. Jab Uska Number Aata Hai Toh Usko Kaha Jaata Hai: Yahan Nahin, Counter Number 15 Jo Madam Baithi Hain Pehle Unke Paas Jao.
Bechara Ransomware Counter 15 Ki Line Mein Lag Jata Hai. Is Baar Bhi Kaafi Der Ke Baad Jab Uska Number Aata Hai Tab Madam Us Se Kehti Hai: Ye Kya Hai... Pehli Baar Bank Aaye Ho??? Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Kaun Likhega???
Finally Jab Vo 4th Time Koshish Karta Hai Tab Usko Bola Jaata Hai: Aaj Time Khatam... Ab Kal Aana.
|After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.|
One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the repairs.
"How much will it cost?" asked my Joe.
"About $5,500," said the owner.
"What a relief!" exclaimed Joe. "I've finally got job security!"
|Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates.... Some weird answers....|
Q - Tell us about yourself ?
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.
Q - What are your expectations ?
A - Salary.
Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
A - Staying awake after lunch !!
Q - Why do you want to join our company ?
A - Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home....
Q - What attracts you to our company ?
A - The receptionist !!
Q - Why you left your previous job ?
A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!!
Q - Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
A - Yes... but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!
|Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place.|
When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.
She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"