The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.
As they all three stood in the hall...
Two women friends met after many years. "Tell me," said one, "What happened to your son?"
"My son? the poor, poor lad!" sighed the other. "W...
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around ...
In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines: Scanner, Printer and Xerox Machine.
2. I learnt to use 3 High En...
Stage 1: SMART - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your ...
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died. The entire family showed up to the funeral. Every d...
Ek Sharaabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki. Subha Jab Ghar Pahuncha Toh B...
Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.
If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Gos...
9.00 AM: Beep... Beep...
Msg received... Salary credited to your account.
Me: Yipeeee...
9.01 AM: Beep... Beep...
A Jamaican wants a job, but the foreman won`t hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here is your first question", the foreman said. "With...
Darling, remember 25 years ago.... I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white tv and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to...
Once A man asked God: Why all the girls are so cute & sweet, and all wifes are always angry?
God Answered: Girls are made by me... and you...
Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee...
I have two questions for the lawmakers of our country: 1. If the legal age of a Man to get Sexually active is 18 years and the legal age for him ...
The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you n...