• Sharabiyon Ke Muhavare

    Muhavare Aur Unke Sharabic Arth:

    Haath Paanv Phoolna: Samay Pe Daaru Ka Na Milna.

    Oont Ke Moonh Mein Jeera - Daaru Kam Padna.

    Kaleja Thanda Hona - Pehle Peg Ka Gale Se Neeche Utarna.

    Munh Meetha Karna - Pehli Baar Kisi Ko Daaru Pilana.

    Haath Saaf Karna - Party Mein Bottle Ko Dheere se Paar Kar Dena.

    Neki Kar Dariya Mein Daal - Free Mein Yaaron-Doston Ko Pilana.

    Aankh Phadakna - Nasha Utar Jaana.

    Aankh Laal Karna - Ful Tunn Ho Jaana.

    Andhe Ki Laathi - Koi Free Mein Pilaane Waala Mil Jaana.

    Angaron Pe Pair Rakhna - Daaru Pee Ke Gar Jaana.

    Til Ka Taad Banana - Daaru Peekar Updesh Dena.

    Than-Than Gopal - Peene Ke Liye Paise Na Hona.

    Dum Mein Dum Aana - Peene Ke Saath Chakna Ka Jugaad Ho Jaana.

    Chaati Pe Saanp Lotna - Bina Jaankaari Ke Theke Ka Band Ho Jaana.

    Kaam Tamaam Karna - Puri Bottle Khatam Karna.
  • Best Vacation Package!

    A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun.

    He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day! The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room.

    When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees:
    Golf: $1.00
    Dinner: $1.00
    Room: $1.00.
    Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000.00

    He asks the Manager, "What is this all about? Everything is supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three thousand for three golf balls?"

    "I'm sorry, sir, said the manager, but you didn't read the fine print in our promotional brochure. That's what our golf balls cost."

    "Well, said the man, If I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've gone to that luxury hotel across the street and paid them a thousand dollars a day for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for!"

    "That's right, sir, you could have, said the manager. Over there they get you by the room. Over here we get you by the balls!"
  • Unfaithful Wife or Friend?

    A co-worker told Santa that his wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with Santa's best friend.

    Worried and hurt, Santa ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true.

    He came back to the office contented and relieved.

    His co-worker asked him how it went.

    "Look," said Santa. "Don't start such terrible rumors! That guy isn't my best friend... I don't even know him."
  • Doctor vs Mechanic

    An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop.

    He went to him & said, "Look at this engine... I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back. So why do I get such a small salary? and you get huge sums???"

    Classic reply by Doctor:
    The doctor smiled at the engineer, came close to his ear and said, "Try the same when the engine is running."

    The story doesn't end here.
    The engineer smiled back, came close to doctor's ear and said, "I can pick any dead engine and make it alive... But can you ???"

    Classic or EPIC???