|An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can`t get all of his whiskers off because his c...|
|A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husb...|
|One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.|
Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu: I would want...
|This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald`s fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him...|
NAME: Armando R...
|Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi.|
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha???
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya...
|"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" the irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.|
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation d...|
|A man went to meet his father in law to be and was chewing gum. The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice: Young man, you`re coming to se...|
|On a long haul UK flight, a mother took her young son to the toilet and told him she would come back for him, in five minutes.|
|Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye...|
|Banta complained to a doctor that he wetted his bed every night.|
"Before it happens, do you see any dreams?" the doctor asked.
|The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.|
"Mr Smith, don`t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you n...
Girl: What happened?
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...