• Role Reversal

    Ek Admi Ne Bhagvaan Se Pucha: Main Sara Din Kaam Kartaa Hoon... Apne Parivaar Ke Liye Itni Mehnat Karta Hoon Meri Patni Pura Din Ghar Mein Rah Kar Karti Kyaa Hai? Uski Zindagi Bahut Saral Hai... Aisa Kyun Prabhu?

    Bhagvaan Bole: Kyun Na 2 Din Ke Liye Tumhe Patni Bana Dete Hain Aur Tumhari Biwi Ko Pati??

    Aadmi Maan Gayaa.

    Agle Din Subah 5 Baje Alaarm Baj Gayaa... Usne Uth Kar Bachchon Ka Breakfast Aur Lunch (Tiffin) Banaya, Phir Bachchon Ko Ready Kar Ke School Bheja. Phir Patni Ko Uthaa Kar Uska Naashta Banaya... Patni Ke Jaane Ke Baad Ghar Saaf Kiyaa... Abhi Naashta Karne Baitha Hi Tha Ki Kaamwaali Aa Gayi... Vo Gayi Toh Bachchon Ke School Se Aane Ka Time Ho Gaya. Unhe Khana Khilayaa Aur Homevark Karane Baith Gaya. Shaam Ke Khaane Ki Taiyaari Kar Ke Bachchon Ko Evening Classs Mein Le Gaya.
    Shaam Ko Patni Ke Aane Par Khana Parosa Toh Patni Ne Usamein 4 Kamiyaan Nikaal Di... Agle Din Subah Uthakar Sabse Pehle Bhagvaan Se Prarthna Kee: Bhagvaan Mujhe Vaapas Adami Bana Do... Mujhe Samajh Aa Gaya Ki Aurat Kitna Kaam Karti Hai...

    Kahaani Mein Twist.. Bhagvan Bole: Vaise Toh Tujhe 2 Din Ke Liye Aurat Bananaa Tha, Lekin Ab Main Chaah Kar Bhi Tujhe Aadmi Nahin Bana Sakta.

    Aadmi: Kyun Prabhu...???

    Bhagvaan: Kyunki Kal Raat Ko Tum Pregnant Ho Gaye Ho.
  • The Toothbrush Salesman

    The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship technique they used.

    Little Sally led off, "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

    "Very good", said the teacher.

    Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

    "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.

    Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

    "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

    "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

    "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

    "I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing; 'Hey, this tastes like dog poop!' I would say, 'Yeah, It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush?' ...They all did!

    "I used the Politician's salesmanship technique of giving you some crap, dressing it up to make it look good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

    Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment.
  • Chanakya Neeti

    One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauth... they will get the same husband for the next 7 Janam.

    Brahma asked, "Why?"

    Chitragupt: Prabhu... it's becoming difficult to manage. The ladies want the same husband and the husbands want a new wife. It.s a problem to convince both.

    Brahma: But this can't be stopped. It's been going on since times immemorial.

    Just then Naarad muni comes and he suggested: On earth, there is a great person called 'Chanakya'. Ask him for a solution.

    (Chitragupt meets Chanakya)

    In one minute Chanakya solves the problem. He advised Chitragupt: Any lady who wants the same husband... tell her that, she will also get the same MOTHER IN LAW..!

    All women screamed, "Nahiiiiiii!!!!!
  • Unanswerable Questions

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Yes.
    Wife: Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: No.
    Wife: Liar!!!

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: May be...
    Wife: can u ever b decisive.

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: I don't know.
    Wife: Are you blind?

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Depends...
    Wife: Oh you comparing me with some one else...

    Wife: Am I looking fat?
    Husband: Silence...
    Wife: Are you deaf?

    There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.

    For everything else there is Google....
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