|Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman's work!|
But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on.
It turned out that Charley, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren't so tired from having to do all the housework, in addition to holding down a full-time job.
The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at the office.
"How did it work out?" they asked. "Well, it was a great dinner, Jenny said. "Charley even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away."
"I really enjoyed my evening," she went on to say.
"But what about afterward?" her friends wanted to know.
"It didn't work out," Jenny said. "Charley was too tired."
|As a plane passed through a severe storm, the turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.|
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried.
Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
For a moment, there was silence.
Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Indiana stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time.
No one moved.
He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
Then, he spoke... "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
|I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl 'Anita Rao'. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too unknown girls.|
To get over my suspicion, before accepting her friend request, I decided to go through her profile and found that she did not have a profile pic and I was her only friend. Well, I gave it a thought and realised that she must be new to facebook and must have got my name as a suggestion since I am pretty active on FB.
Days went by and she started liking my photo uploads and posts. I was really delighted in this friend and we started chatting some time later.
One day, out of the blue, she asked me, "Do you love your wife?" and I replied in positive. Then soon she asked me if my wife was beautiful and I said she is the most beautiful woman I know.
After some days, she messaged me that she is in town and would like to meet up. I was very happy at this fact since you rarely get to meet your FB friends nowadays. She asked me to come to InOrbit Mall but I said why don't you come over to my place for dinner and my wife would be very happy to meet her. But she refused and said that I should come alone and meet her in InOrbit Mall and that we will go for a movie and dinner. I refused the offer and said that I will get my wife also along since she also wanted to see a movie.
She got pissed off on this suggestion and told me to screw myself and said that she is going back to her place and I am losing out on a good offer. I, of course persisted her to come to my place for dinner and taste the sweets my wife makes which is very awesome.
She left nonetheless and I also gave up and left office for my home.
As I entered, I saw that the dining table is beautifully decked up, the house smelling of aromatic candles and my wife dressed in my favourite saree with a bowl of my favourite sweet
I asked whether we were expecting any guests but she simply smiled and said that 'Anita Rao' is coming. I asked her how she knew bout my FB friend to which she replied that I have passed her test of trustworthiness and loyalty and she was only acting as Anita Rao.
She was very proud of me and was delighted by my behaviour.
Lesson Learnt: It is important to keep checking your wife's laptop and phone regularly otherwise this story would have been completely different...
Men Will Be Men
|Joe finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.|
After a long period of silence she finally spoke. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.`
Joe got a horrified look on his face. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
He replied, "There, for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!" Joe replied, "I wasn't."