• A Dinner Date

    Pappu met up with his close friend Bunty and told him that he had just met the girl of his dreams. He asked Bunty for advise on how he should proceed!

    The wise and experienced man of the world, Bunty said, "Well, send her roses, and on the name card invite her for a home-cooked meal."

    Pappu liked the idea, so he followed Bunty's advice and invited the woman. Next day after the dinner Bunty called Pappu and asked him how did the home-cooked dinner go.

    Pappu cried, "It was a complete flop."

    Bunty asked, "Why? Didn't the girl come to your house?"

    Pappu replied, "She came, but she refused to cook and left angrily!"
  • Squirrels are Nuts!

    A pedestrian stepped off the curb to cross the street and a car suddenly came screaming around the corner and headed straight for him. He started to run, trying to get out of the way but the car changed lanes and was still coming at him.

    He turned around to go back to the curb but the car changed lanes again and was heading right for him. As the car approached, the man became so frightened that he froze and stopped in the middle of the road.

    At the last possible moment, the car swerved and screeched to a halt right beside him.

    The window rolled down and he was amazed to see that the driver was a large squirrel.

    The squirrel looked him up and down and said, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"
  • The Bragging Texan

    I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was, "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying.

    I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the Magnificent Niagara, knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this Wonder of Water & Power.

    While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes. It was then I asked him, "Do you have anything like this in Texas?"

    He waited a moment before he answered, "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."
  • Smaller Eggs!

    It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.

    The elephant complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!"

    The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water, etc. without getting wet!"

    Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me!"

    The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance."

    The hen spoke up, "Lord, I don't want to complain, but either let me have a bigger hole or smaller eggs."
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