|1: Notice at Church|
Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
2: Who is a Psychiatrist?
Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!
3: Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
4: Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that...
The majority of men have started loving their own wives!
|Do you know the relation between two eyes...???|
They never see each other... BUT
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded relationship...
However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...
Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...
|I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water.|
Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white...
I like duck so much because I love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour... Holi is festival of colours...
Moral of the story: WhatsApp is free. Send Anything !! People still read it...!
Coming soon... An essay on Fish.
|Banta: Bhai Santa ! Tumhari Biwi Ka Ghutne Ka Dard Theek Hua Yaa Nahi ?|
Santa: Haan Yaar Doctor Ko Dikhaate Hee Theek Ho Gaya !
Banta (Hairani se): Achchha ! Kaunsi Dawa Se ?
Santa: Dawa Vagaira Kuchh Nahi ! Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Ye Budhaape Kee Nishaani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Phir Usne Dard Kee Shikaayat Hee Nahi Ki !!!