|Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.|
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Pappu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Pappu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal
|Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho?|
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. You Know... Tumhaare Bina... Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun. Meri Yaad Aati Hai? Kya Karte Ho Jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai Toh?
Pati: Arey Jaanu, Bahut Yaad Aati Hai Tumhaari. Aur Jab Bhi Tumhe Miss Karta Hun Tab Main Tumhaari Pasand Ki Ice-cream, Kesar-Pista Kha Leta Hun Ya Tumhaari Pasand Ki Chocolate Kha Leta Hun... TV Pe Koi Serial Dekh Leta Hun... Aur Meri Yaad Aane Pe Tum Kya Karti Ho?
Patni: Mein Bhi TV Pe Match Laga Ke, Bagpiper Ka Quarter Le Leti Hun, 4-5 Cigarettes Phoonkti Hun Aur 1-2 Rajnigandha Kha Leti Hun...
|Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.|
Inspector: Tum Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...
Inspector: Kharab Khana, Ise Giraftaar Kar Lo.
Dusra Aadmi: Sir Ji, Mein Chawal Daalta hun Inko.
Inspector: Galat Khana, Ise Bhi Giraftar Kar Lo.
Ab Baari Aayi Apne Santa Ki.
Santa (Darte-Darte): Hum Toh ji Murgiyon Ko 10-10 Rs De Dete Hain Aur Kehte Hain Ki Jo Tumhari Marji Ho Jaakar Khaa Lo.
|Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court.|
After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say something for good will."
The priest shook Santa's hand and said, "I wish for you what you wish for me."
"See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE'S STARTING AGAIN."