|The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn`t know why she was jumping so excitedly b...|
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of ...|
|Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep bre...|
|Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.|
Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam...
|BEFORE: You take my breath away.|
AFTER: I feel like I`m suffocating.
BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situa...
|1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!|
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar k...
|LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I`m looking for should be...|
|A boy`s status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!|
Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?
Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spai...
|George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend wa...|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|