|Obama: Hey Modi... How are you?|
Modi: I'm good Barack. How are you doing?
Obama: I'm absolutely fine. Where is Kejriwal, BTW?
Modi: Not sure, but probably in Punjab or Delhi.
Obama: He is doing amazing work, I'm so inpressed!
Obama: The way his Mohalla Clinic near Mahima Furniture, Kriti Nagar is working is fabulous! Also the way Rakesh Tomar, Vivek Goel & Tanya Arora got driving licences without bribe is amazing... it proves that corruption is really coming down...
Obama: .... Due to Odd-Even the way pollution level came down at Munirika, Ward No 6 clearly shows his commitment towards Delhi. And don't you think that the way he sent water tanker in just 1 hour to Laxmi Nagar, near Metro station after water pipeline damage was beyond imagination in previous govt.?
Modi: hmmmmmm... But Barack how do you know all this?
Obama: Oh Man... It's simple... Yesterday I was reading his 4 page advertisement in New York Times!!!
....and few minutes later Canadian PM Justin Trudeau calls PM Modi.... And rest you know....
|Ladka Apni Maa Se Jaake Puchhta Hai: Maa Kya Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naraaz Hote Hain?|
Maa: Tu Pakka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phas Gaya Hoga Aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi Daayan Ne Kaha Hoga. Aajkal Ki Ladkiyan Toh Bas Ladko Ko Phasane Mein Lagi Rehti Hain, Jahan Achcha Ladka Dekha Nahi Ki Shuru Ho Jaati Hain... Beta Tu Inse Bach Ke Rehna, Ye Badi Dhokhebaaz Hoti Hain Aur Inka To Khaandaan Bhi.....
Ladka Maa Ko Beech Mein Tokta Hai Aur Kehta Hai: Maa Aisa Kuchh Nahi Hai, Wo Toh Papa Bata Rahe The Ki Aap Dono Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi...
|One day a blonde felt like being a rebel, so she decided that she would drink and drive.|
She found a cop car in the parking lot of a donut shop, so she started to drive around, circling the cop car.
After about 10 minutes of driving round and round she got fed up, so she parked the car, got out and walked over to the cop car, looked at the cop and said, "Aren't you going to arrest me?"
The cop asked, "Why?"
She replied, "Cause I was drinking and driving!"
The cop looked at her in bewilderment and answered, "We can't arrest you if you're driving while drinking... water!"
|Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.|
JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.
Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...
Jco: North Me Ek Bahut Bada Magnet Ka Pahar Hai. Isiliye.
Sepoy: Saabji, Ager Us Hum Us Pahar Ke Niche Pahunchega Tab?
Jco: Tab Bhi Pahar Ki Taraf North Me Hi Dikhayega.
Sepoy: Saaabji, Hum Pahar Ke Uper Chad Jayega Tab?
Jco: Iska Jawab Tea Break Ke Bad...
After Tea Break
Jco: Aisa Hai, CO Sahab Ne Kaha Hai Koi Bhi Jawan Pahar Par Nahi Chadega.
Sepoy: Jo Hukum Shaaaab!!