• Feeding Chickens

    Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.

    Inspector: Tum Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?

    Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...

    Inspector: Kharab Khana, Ise Giraftaar Kar Lo.

    Dusra Aadmi: Sir Ji, Mein Chawal Daalta hun Inko.

    Inspector: Galat Khana, Ise Bhi Giraftar Kar Lo.

    Ab Baari Aayi Apne Santa Ki.

    Santa (Darte-Darte): Hum Toh ji Murgiyon Ko 10-10 Rs De Dete Hain Aur Kehte Hain Ki Jo Tumhari Marji Ho Jaakar Khaa Lo.
  • Out of Court Settlement

    Santa and the local priest were always fighting and arguing, and eventually they finished up in court.

    After listening to evidence from bath sides, the magistrate said, "I feel sure that this can be settled amicably. Shake hands with each other, and say something for good will."

    The priest shook Santa's hand and said, "I wish for you what you wish for me."

    "See, Your Honour," said Santa. "HE'S STARTING AGAIN."
  • Jeeto's Secret Admirer!!!

    Santa Aur Uski Biwi, Jeeto, So Rahe The. Raat Ko Takreeban 2 Baje Jeeto Ke Mobile Par Message Ki Tone Baji.

    Santa Chaunk Kar Uthta Hai Aur Mobile Pe Messagae Dekhta Hai...

    Usmein Beautiful Likha Dekh Kar Apni Patni Ko Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Puchta Hai: Yeh Kya Hai, Kiska Message Hai, Kaun Aise Messages Bhej Raha Hai Tumko ???

    Jeeto Bhi Hadbadahat Mein Uthi... Socha Ab 45 Saal Ki Umar Mien Kaun Beautiful Kahega Bhala?

    Jab Mobile Dekha To Jhalla Kar Boli: Chashma Laga Kar Mobile Haath Mein Liya Karo.... Yeh Beautiful Nahi Balki Charging Mein Lage Phone Par BATTERYFULL Likha Hai. Satyanash Kar Diya Neend Ka...
  • Trust...

    Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew. Nasruddin's wife sat through the comic's act in silence, but Nasruddin roared with laughter at the end of each joke.

    "I didn't know you understood Hebrew," she said to the Mulla when the comedian had concluded his act.

    "I don't" replied Nasruddin.

    "Well, how come you laughed so much at his jokes?"

    "AH!!!" said Nasrudin. "I TRUSTED HIM."
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