select top 12 jokeid,heading,imagepath,snippet,catid,catname,row_number() over (order by jokeid desc) as row from jokes_view where parentid=1
|Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom at ab...|
|One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean Cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship san...|
|In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us ...|
|A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.|
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Steamed fine long grain white...
|Lalu`s PA: Sir! There is a new problem.|
Lalu: Ka problem?
Lalu: Kaun bola...
|Farmer Brown, from Minnesota, had a bull that he was quite proud of. One day he looked at the bull and noticed his eyes were crossed. That was di...|
|Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and on...|
|One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours som...|
|Bank mein customer ne cheque dete hue poochha: Madam yeh kitne dino mein clear ho jaayega.|
Madam: Kam se kam do-teen din lagenge.
|Job Applicant: I`m looking for a job as a consultant.|
Employer: I`m sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: That`s ok...
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...|
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
|Put your wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is `Happy` to see yo...|
|A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...|