• Last Name!!!

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

    "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

    "Bobby," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only... Kumar, Sharma, Gupta, Verma, Singh..... that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Kashyap. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

    The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is Bobby Darling."

    "Okay Bobby, the next thing I want to tell you is....
  • Income Tax Raid!

    Ek Baar Ek Seth Ke Ghar Icome Tax Ki Raid Pad Gayi.

    Income Tax Officer: Baaki Toh Theek Hai Seth Ji, Per Aapne Kutton Ko Jalebi Khilane Ka Kharcha 5 Lakh Rupaye Jo Likhe Hain.. Us Se Hum Satisfied Nahin Hain. Kya Aap Iska Koi Pakka Document Ya Bill Ya Koi Proof Dikha Sakte Hain?

    Seth: Ji Nahin, Iska Toh Koi Proof Ya Document Nahin Hai Mere Paas. Income Tax Officer: Seth Ji, Ye Toh Problem Ho Gayi.... Haan Ek Raasta Hai... Agar Aap Humein 25,000 Rupaye De Do Toh Hum Baat Ko Yahin Rafa-Dafa Kar Denge.

    Seth Ji Maan Gaye Aur Bole Ki Theek Hai Sahab, Mein Aapko 25,000 De Deta Hun.

    Seth Ne Apne Munim Ko Awaaz Lagaai Aur Kaha: Munim Ji, In Logon Ko 25000 Rupaye De Do Aur Khaate Mein Likh Dena Kutton Ne 25000 Ki Jalebiyaan Aur Khaayi....
  • Bloody Neighbours!!!

    There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads.

    Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.

    To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked in her life.

    Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for his racist comments. A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has ever been proved.

    All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

    Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. It is not known if they have the same father. They are both out of control.

    I hate living near Buckingham Palace!!!
  • T20 Exams

    Ek Baar Master Ji Apni Class Ke Bachchon Se Puchne Lage: Bachchon Jis Tarah T20 Cricket Aane Se Cricket Dekhne Ka Maza Badh Gaya Hai Usi Tarah Tum Bhi Kuch Aisa Suggest Karo Ki Tumhaare Exams Bhi Bade Interesting Aur Mazedaar Ho Jayein Aur Sab Bachche Exams Se Darein Na.

    Jab Koi Nahin Bola Toh Pappu Is Sawaal Ka JAwab Dene K Liye Khada Ho gaya.

    Master Ji Uske Khurafati Dimaag Se Parichit The, Vo Jaanta The Ki Ulta-Seedha Bolega, Na Chahte Hue Bhi Bole: Jaldi Se Bata.

    Pappu Gambhir Hokar Bola: Master Ji, Hamara Paper 1 Ghanta Aur 20 Minute Ka Hona Chahiye.
    Har 20 Minute Ke Baad Students Ko Aapas Mein Baat Karne Ke Liye 2 Minute Ka 'Time Off' Milna Chahiye.
    Bachchon Ko Ek Free Hit Milni Chahiye, Jismein Bachche Kisi Bhi Ek Question Ka Answer Apni Marzi Se Kuch Bhi Likh Sakte Hon.
    Pehle 20 Minute Mein 'Power Play' Hona Chahiye Jismein Duty Waale Sir Examination Room Se Bahar Hon.

    Aur Most Important.... Har Sahi Answer Likhne Pe 'Cheer Girls' Room Mein Aa Ke Dance Karein...