|An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.|
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college."
A young man opened the door and let him in.
The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything.
He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed."
When examining it he found a young girl under the bed.
The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it."
The old man said, "And the same old story..."
|A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over to her.|
"Can I help you find something, miss?" he asked.
"It's Mrs.," she said proudly, "I just got married."
"Congratulations," said the manager. "What can I help you find?"
"Scratch," she replied.
"Scratch?" he asked, "Is that a new cleanser or something?"
"No silly," she replied brightly. "My husband told me that his mother made everything from scratch, so I need to find some!"
|My friend was on duty in the main computer lab on a quiet afternoon he noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed
across her chest, staring at the screen.|
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.
Finally, he approached her and asked if she needed help.
She replied, "It's about time! I pressed the F1 button over twenty minutes ago!"
|The Indian Medical Association has weighed the demonetization high value notes and this is what they have to say:|
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterology had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
The Pediatricians thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the entire decision up to the a***holes in Government.