|Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga.|
Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna, Unki Care Karna, Hamesha Sach Bolna...
Dulhan: Achcha ji, Thek Hai...
Banta: Choton Se Hamesha Pyaar Se Baat Karna, Subah Jaldi Utha, Thoda Pooja Paath Karna, Bade-Bjurgon Ki Sewa Karna... Aur Pata Nahin Kya Kya....
Dulhan Bechari Bore Ho Rahi Thi... Phir Vo Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli: Arey Sab Log Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai...
Santa Apne Motaape Ki Wajah Se Tang Aa Kar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Santa: Doctor Sahab Is Mote Pet Ka Kuch Karo.
Doctor: Iska To Sirf Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai.
Santa: Wo Kya Doctor Sahab?
Doctor: Tum Roz Sirf Do Hi Rotiyan Khaya Karo.
Santa: Hmmmm, Par Ye Do Rotiya Khaane Se Pehle Khani Hai Ya Baad Mein?
Pappu Ki Bike Ki Takkar Ek Scooty Waali Ladki Se Ho Gayi Aur Bechari Ladki Gir Gayi
Bheed Jama Ho Gayi Aur Sabne Pappu Ko Kaafi Maara, Peeta, Aur Phir Ladki Aur Uski Scooty Ko Uthaya...
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Ap Theek Ho, LAgi Toh Nahin?
Ladki: Arey Nahi, Ye Toh Roz KA Kaam Hai... Vo Actually Mein Abhi Seekh Rahi Hun Na...
Madam Asked His Student, Pappu, To Get His Father's Signature On His Report Card.
Pappu Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It - @@@@@@@@@ Madam Hairani Se: Pappu!!! Yeh Kaise Signature Hain?
Pappu: Vo Mam, Mere Daddy Ki Jalebi Ki Dukaan Hai, Unka Haath Aise Hi Chalta Hai.
|A Marine General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.|
The Army General says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"
The private reports as ordered, "Yes sir?"
The General says, "See that man over there? Kill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The General says, "See? That man has balls!"
The Marine General says, "That's nothing. Private, get over here!"
The Marine Private reports, "Yes, sir?"
The Marine General says, "See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself."
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The Marine General says, "See? Now that man has balls!"
The Admiral says, "That's nothing."
He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!" The seaman answers, "Excuse me, sir?"
The Admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The seaman replies, "Fuck you, sir!" The Admiral says, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"
|Pappu Ki Harkaton Se Tang Aa Kar Santa Ne Usko Hostel Mein Dal Diya.|
Ek Din Hostel Ke Room Mein Baith Ke Vo Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha.
Uske Friend Bunty Ne Us Se Pucha: Kya Hua Yaar, Ro Kyu Raha Hai?
Pappu: Yaar Mere Saath Bahut Bada Dhokha Hua Hai, Aur Vo Bhi Daddy Ne Kiya.
Bunty: Kyun? Kya Kiya Unhone?
Pappu: Yaar Paison Ki Jarurat Thi, So Unko Bola Ki Books Ke Liye Paise Bhej Do.
Pappu: Toh Kya, Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di...
|Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the payback he knew was coming.|
Surprisingly, the ceremony went off without a hitch. No one stood up during the pause to offer a reason 'why this couple should not be married'. His reception wasn't disrupted by streakers or smoke-bombs, and the car the couple was to take on their honeymoon was in perfect working order.
When the couple arrived at their hotel and entered the room, Bill even checked for cornflakes in the bed (a gag he had always loved). Nothing, it seemed, was amiss. Satisfied that he had come away unscathed, the couple fell into bed.
Upon waking, the couple was ravenous so Bill called down to room service and asked, "I'd like to order breakfast for two."
At that moment, a soft voice from under the bed said, "Make that five."