A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the...
Blonde: "I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don`t you have a cell phone.....
My god! What happened to you?' the bartender asked Richards as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
'I got in a tiff with Martin.'<...
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one...
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked...
The young clerk`s responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning, the judge was enraged...
A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usuall...
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.'Don`t you have at le...
A preacher was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for ...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was 'war'.
The first person comes up onto the stage and says...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...