|Two drunk, Santa and Banta, were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground.|
|An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, "By the way, wh...|
|Banta ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.|
Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hot...
|When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist...|
|A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?...|
|When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.|
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho! Mubarak ho! Muba...
|Two small boys were overheard talking one day.|
'My name is Jimmy. What's yours?' asked the first boy.
|Joe and Joan were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. 'There will be 3 to 5 inches of...|
|Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob`s wife puts her foot down and tells him h...|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|