|A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the...|
|Blonde: "I`m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."|
Psychiatrist: "Don`t you have a cell phone.....
|My god! What happened to you?' the bartender asked Richards as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.|
'I got in a tiff with Martin.'<...
|Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one...|
|A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked...|
|The young clerk`s responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the start of every day. Each morning, the judge was enraged...|
|A fellow is getting ready to tee-off on the first hole when a second fellow approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usuall...|
|Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.'Don`t you have at le...|
|A preacher was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for ...|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|