|Ladki: Bhai saab, is mirror ka kya rate hai???|
Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.
Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai...
|A couple of old fraternity brothers, Skip and Chip, now in their 40's, would meet after work every week at their country club for a tennis game w...|
|A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a ...|
|The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manage...|
|A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a hand...|
|A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband re...|
|The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm...|
|A man was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. One afternoon, he was taking apart a piling hammer that ha...|
|In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other...|
|A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...|
|Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...|
|Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...|
|Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'|
The salesman assured him that...
|A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the...|