Ladki: Bhai saab, is mirror ka kya rate hai???
Shopkeeper: Iska rate? Yeh sirf 100 Rs ka behanji.
Ladki: Aur is waale ka kitna hai...
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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manage...
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a hand...
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband re...
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm...
A man was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. One afternoon, he was taking apart a piling hammer that ha...
In a Nursery School Canteen, there was a basket of Apples with a notice written over it: Do not take more than one, God is watching. On the other...
John came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said, "What's the problem?"
He said, "The doctor told me I have to take a pi...
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...
Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked ...
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa take...
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assured him that...
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