Animal Kingdom Jokes
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm.
The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.
One day, a baby camel and its father had a conversation.
Baby Camel: Dad, why do we have humps on our backs?
Father Camel: Well, son, our humps contain the fat necessary to sustain us though all the days when we're out in the desert.
Baby Camel: Oh, okay. Dad, why do we have long eyelashes?
Father Camel: They're to protect our eyes from the sandstorms which rage in the desert.
Baby Camel: I get it now. Dad, why do we have big padded feet?
Father Camel: Because the sand in the desert is very soft and we need big feet so that we can walk on the sand without sinking.
Baby Camel: Thanks, Dad. So what are we doing in London Zoo?
A lion woke up one morning with the urge to inflict his superiority on his fellow beasts. So he strode over to a monkey and roared: "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?"
"You are, Master," said the monkey, quivering.
Then the lion came across a warthog.
"Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?" roared the lion.
"You are, Master," said the warthog, shaking with fear.
Next the lion met an elephant.
"Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?" roared the lion.
The elephant grabbed the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree half a dozen times, dropped him like a stone and ambled off.
"All right," shouted the lion. "There's no need to turn nasty just because you don't know the answer."
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one.
"It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"