• Logic!

    A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.
    `Why do we have two humps?` asked the son. `That is so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps.`
    `Why do we have very long eye lashes?`
    `That,` he was told, `is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm.`
    `And why do we have bulbous looking feet?`
    `That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert.` `Dad,` asked the young camel, `what the hell are we doing in this zoo?`
  • Intelligent dog !

    A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We`ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."

    Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that."

    The wife responded, " But we`ve never subscribed to any papers!"
  • Sign language of a monkey !

    A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.
    The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
    The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
    "You can understand what I am saying?" asked the officer.
    Again, the monkey shook his head up and down."Well, did you see this?"
    "Yes," motioned the monkey.
    "What happened?"
    The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
    "They were drinking?" asked the officer.
    The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
    "What else?"
    The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
    "They were smoking marijuana?"The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
    "What else?"
    The monkey motioned "kissing."
    "They were kissiing, too?" asked the astounded officer.
    The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
    "Now wait, you are saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."
    The monkey shakes his head "Yes."
    "What were you doing during all this?"
    "Driving" motioned the monkey.
  • Smart snakes!

    The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply."
    A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywhere he looks he finds baby animals. Everyone is doing fine except for one pair of little snakes. "What`s the problem?" says Noah.
    "Cut down some trees and let us live there", say the snakes.
    Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, "Want to tell me how the trees helped?"
    "Certainly", say the snakes. "We`re adders, so we need logs to multiply."