• Psychic Hot Line!

    A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
    The frog said, "that`s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
    "No," said the psychic, "next semester in her biology class."
  • How Dogs Are Better Than Men...

    1. Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public.
    2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
    3. You can train a dog.
    4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
    5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.
    6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
    7. When dogs play "fetch", they don t laugh at how you throw.
    8. Dogs are color blind.
    9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren’t allowed to come inside.