|Who's the father of the chicken?|
Who's the mother of the chicken ?
How do you tell a chicken to call you on your mobile?
What happens when a chicken takes a bath ?
|A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.|
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said, "How dare you come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage."
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ??? Any guess???
The mouse said, "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage."
|A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots, fat lettuces and sighed with pleasure.|
"This is life!" he exclaimed.
"So you are going to live with us?" asked the others.
"I wish I could but I really must get back to the laboratory. I am dying for a cigarette."
|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.|
All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.
Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"