• The Ramayana

    One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

    Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

    Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me... who was the father of Lord Ram?"

    Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me... what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

    Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

    Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....

    How did this happen???

    Think Think....

    After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...

    ....... Bolo Jai Shree Ram
  • Circling Sharks!

    Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking?
    Another educational story about parents teaching kids.

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
  • Crow Kills!

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
  • Animals` FB Status

    If animals have Facebook..... these are most likely to be their Status Updates!

    Cockroach: Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!

    Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her? I don't even remember... Mosquito: I am HIV positive... this is all due to wrong sucking.

    Pig: Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu...WTF!!!

    Chicken: If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.