• The After-Effects of Marriage

    A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion.

    A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.

    The lion roared in rage and said, "How dare you come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage."

    The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted. What would have the mouse said ??? Any guess???

    The mouse said, "Oh shut up buddy, even I was lion before marriage."
  • The Laboratory Rabbit

    A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots, fat lettuces and sighed with pleasure.

    "This is life!" he exclaimed.

    "So you are going to live with us?" asked the others.

    "I wish I could but I really must get back to the laboratory. I am dying for a cigarette."
  • Jesus is Watching!

    A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.

    All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
    Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

    "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.

    Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

    To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
  • The Ramayana

    One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

    Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

    Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me... who was the father of Lord Ram?"

    Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me... what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

    Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

    Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....

    How did this happen???

    Think Think....

    After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...

    ....... Bolo Jai Shree Ram