• The Laboratory Rabbit

    A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots, fat lettuces and sighed with pleasure.

    "This is life!" he exclaimed.

    "So you are going to live with us?" asked the others.

    "I wish I could but I really must get back to the laboratory. I am dying for a cigarette."
  • Jesus is Watching!

    A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal.

    All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
    Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

    "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.

    Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

    "So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

    To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
  • The Ramayana

    One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.

    Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.

    Mickey Mouse continues to listen. After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me... who was the father of Lord Ram?"

    Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me... what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"

    Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.

    Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and MickeyMouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall,he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....

    How did this happen???

    Think Think....

    After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki)...

    ....... Bolo Jai Shree Ram
  • Circling Sharks!

    Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking?
    Another educational story about parents teaching kids.

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody." And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"