• Changing times...

    A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of warm. So he mentions something to the bartender, who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer. Then it it`s time to pay and instead of giving three $1 dollar bills to the bartender, the guy throws 30 dimes behind the counter. The bartender is upset and is on his hands and knees collecting change as the guy leaves. The next day the man is back and he comes in waiving a $5 dollar bill.
    The bartender thinks: "Okay, business is business" and lets him in.
    Again, The beer is kind of warm, but the guy doesn`t say anything. Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 bill. The bartender goes To the register to get the change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all around the entire pub.
    The bartender says: "There is your bloody change!"
    The man looks around and remains quite calm. He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
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  • Confession?

    A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
    Finally, the drunk replies: "No use knockin mate, there`s no toiletpaper in this one either."
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  • About the effects...

    A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died.
    "All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
    "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
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  • Let`s start!

    A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking."
    "Great," the drunk exclaimed." When do we get started?"
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