• Before brand!

    I happened to be in Stockholm on a business trip last month and was dining in a restaurant. Before ordering my dinner I asked for a whisky.
    "Which is the best Swedish whisky?" I asked the waiter.
    "Sir are you from India?" he asked.
    "Then you must try our very special brand Bofors, it gives you instant kickbacks."
  • Never assume again.....

    There`s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.

    The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I`ll buy you another drink. I just can`t see a man crying."
  • Good Morning!

    The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
    "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o clock in the morning?"
    "There is," he replied, "Breakfast."
  • Tight shoes

    A man was seen walking in a drunkard manner, with anger written large on his face, wearing a pair of somewhat tight shoes. A Haryanavi passerby who happened to go that way, stopped and asked the man, "From where did you buy such tight shoes?"
    "Aey Mister, you had better mind your own business. I ve plucked them from a tree! But I wonder what`s that to do with you."
    "Absolutely nothing. But friend, you made some haste. If you had plucked them two or three months hence they would have definitely fitted your feet well," said the Haryanavi mockingly.