Stage 1: SMART - This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your ...
A man goes into a bar very thirsty. He sits down waiting for the bartender to see him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, "I`ll ...
Fred was having trouble with a drinking problem and swore that he would correct it with sheer willpower. He had decided to walk straight past the...
A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the...
In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us ...
Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to stay still.
You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality...
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of ...
An Irishman`s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls ...
The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic. At his family`s urging he went to see a psy...
A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous. Every time the door opens he jumps. Every time there is a noise he cringes. The bartender after...