|A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the...|
|In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us ...|
|Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to stay still.|
You set aside an entire morning to spend some quality...
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of ...|
|An Irishman`s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls ...|
|The poor man was such a habitual drinker that even he was finally convinced that he was an alcoholic. At his family`s urging he went to see a psy...|
|A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous. Every time the door opens he jumps. Every time there is a noise he cringes. The bartender after...|
|Two smart fellows were in a pub. They called the pubs owner over and asked him to settle an argument.|
"Are there two pints in a quart or...
|A conversation heard at a local pub: Sam, wish you were here with me.|
But Tom, I am. Look see, I`m right in front of you....
|The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home i...|
|A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a Bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all t...|
|There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly...|
|A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer.|
The bartender shoved the foaming glass in front of him. 'Look,' said the custome...
|There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he st...|