• An Intelligent Blonde

    A blonde stopped at a gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared to be intelligent thinking she took the dipstick in her hand and walked over to the attendant.

    "Excuse me," she said, "but can I buy a longer dipstick?"

    "Sure, ma'am, of course. Why do you need a longer one?"

    "Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil."
  • Different Shades of Blondes

    A lady walks into a salon, sits down in the chair and the stylist asks, "What can I do for you today?"

    "Yes, I would like to have my hair colored blonde."

    The stylist brings her a color chart and says, "This is our color chart, just choose the shade you would like."

    "Well, what are these numbers that get lower as you go further blonde?" asked the lady.

    "Those represent your IQ once your hair is done," said the hair stylist.
  • Cheap Cruise Deal

    A blonde walking by a travel agency notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special - $99!"

    She goes inside, hands the agent her money, and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."

    The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, pushes her in and leaves her, floating downstream.

    A few minutes later another blonde passes by, sees the sign, goes inside, and pays for the $99 cruise special. She receives the same treatment.

    Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. As they float along, side-by-side, the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

    The other replies, "They didn't last year!"
  • Prison Labour

    A blonde woman visits her husband in prison.

    Before leaving, she tells an officer, "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted !"

    Officer laughs, saying, "Are you kidding ? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"

    "Bullshit ! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months !"