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My Computer!!!

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user...

Help-desk: Mam, please double click on 'My Computer'.

Lady: I can't see your computer.

Help-desk: No... Click on 'My Computer' on your computer.

Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ?

Help-desk: There is an icon labelled 'My Computer' on your computer... double click on it.

Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ? The help-desk boy put down the phone.

A Blonde's Complaint!

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible."

Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever," said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh... So you must be the person who took our Phone Book."

Pick Your Saddle

Judi went to a "Dude Ranch" on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle.

Judi asked what the difference was.

"Well," said the cowboy, "one has a horn and the other doesn't."

Judi thought about it for a second and answered, "Just get the one without the horn. I don't think we'll run into too much traffic out here."

Parachute Jumping

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"


Angels, roll the rock away;
Death, yield up thy mighty prey:
See, He rises from the tomb,
Glowing with immortal bloom.


'Dreamt' is the only word in the English language that ends with 'MT'.


Work in bakery if you knead dough.