• Blonde Crew

    Blonde Crew
    A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up - a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women.

    The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The company boss says, "Each crew will receive a telephone pole that must be installed into the ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first will get the job."

    Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go in the Company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking out the back. A few hours pass, and finally, at 5:00, the male crew returns.

    "Yes!" they shout. "We came back first, so we get the job!!"

    "Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck breaking down."

    "Fine, no problem," say the men.

    An hour passes, two hours pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30, the Blonde crew arrives. All the group is flushed and breathing hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

    "What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss incredulously.

    "What do you mean, 'what took so long'?? Do we get the job?"

    "YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS ago!"

    "Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put the pole in halfway!!"
  • Mental Deficiency

    Mental Deficiency
    A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease.

    "Doctor, would you mind telling me," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in someone who appears completely normal?"

    "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question, one which anyone should be able to answer without any problem. If he or she hesitates, that puts you on the track."

    "What sort of question?" asked the hostess.

    "Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'" the doctor replied.

    The blonde thought for a moment, then said, "You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I've never known very much about history!"
  • Tragic News

    Tragic News
    A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

    Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

    The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

    "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

    The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

    The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

    A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

    "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
  • Blonde Waitress

    Blonde Waitress
    "How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

    "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down the street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."

    "What did you do?" asks the bartender.

    "I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"