|A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"|
The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I`m blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I`m a professional athlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6 2", weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6 5", weighs 245 pounds, and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says: "Nah, not if I`m gonna have to explain it three times."
|Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcrop on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn`t happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.|
Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
The blondes applauded.
|One day there was this blonde that pulled up to a gas station. She filled her car with gas then went to the gas station clerk. Then she asked him for a hanger. The clerk asked her why and she replied that she locked her keys in the car. So the clerk gave the blonde the hanger.|
Thirty minutes later the clerks sees the same blonde outside. So the clerk decides to help them out.
The blonde says, "No thanks."
All of a sudden there was another blonde in the car saying, "A little bit to the left."
|A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees well being, asked sympathetically, "What`s the matter?"|
To which the blonde replies....."Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don`t you go home for the day.....we aren`t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I`d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.... "If you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking,
"What`s so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"