|A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.|
"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying....... "Ehhhh... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?"
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces ....."Five foot two!"
This isn`t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won`t have to count, measure, or lookup.
"Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying ......."Mandy!"
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Ohhhh, that !" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song,...... Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.... ".
|A blonde bombshell walks into the airplanes and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket...The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.|
The blonde says, "Im a cute looking blonde and I`m flying first class."
The stewardess replys that she only has a coach seat to Atlanta....the blonds then retorts, "I`m a cute blonde and I`m flying first class".
Just then the captian happened by and asked what was happening....the blonde tells him, "I`m a cute blonde and I`m flying first class to Atlanta...."
The captian whipers in her ear...and the blonde gets up and jumps into a seat in the coach cabin...The stewardess asks the captain what he said to get her to move so fast..
He replied, "I told her that 1st class is not going to atlanta."
|There was a blonde driving down a road in her brand new, green Mustang. She was driving behind a big semi, she wanted to drive faster (because it was a new sports car and everything), so she started to get right on the semi`s tail. This angered the semi driver, he motioned for the blonde to pull over. They both pulled over and the semi driver got out of his truck and drew a big cirle on the road with his chalk. He told the blonde to stand in the middle of the circle until he told her to get out. She did as she was told. The semi guy started to beat up the brand new Mustang! He beat it up until it was only a big heap of green metal.|
He turns to the blonde and says, "So what do you have to say to that?"
She replies with laughter. He screams at her, "What are you laughing at?"
"Well," she answers, "When you weren`t looking I stepped out of the circle!"
|A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.|
She starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE.
The blonde looks up, ignores it, and continues on.
The voice repeats, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.
The blonde looks up again and says, Is this God trying to warn me?
The voice says NO, I M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK.