• Smart blonde...

    There was a blonde driving down a road in her brand new, green Mustang. She was driving behind a big semi, she wanted to drive faster (because it was a new sports car and everything), so she started to get right on the semi`s tail. This angered the semi driver, he motioned for the blonde to pull over. They both pulled over and the semi driver got out of his truck and drew a big cirle on the road with his chalk. He told the blonde to stand in the middle of the circle until he told her to get out. She did as she was told. The semi guy started to beat up the brand new Mustang! He beat it up until it was only a big heap of green metal.
    He turns to the blonde and says, "So what do you have to say to that?"
    She replies with laughter. He screams at her, "What are you laughing at?"
    "Well," she answers, "When you weren`t looking I stepped out of the circle!"
  • Fishy!

    A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
    She starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE.
    The blonde looks up, ignores it, and continues on.
    The voice repeats, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.
    The blonde looks up again and says, Is this God trying to warn me?
    The voice says NO, I M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK.
  • Blonde hail stones

    Blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that she was blonde and quite dingy when she spoke, decided to have some fun.
    He told her to blow into the tailpipe of the car really hard when she got home, as this would cause all of the dents to pop out.
    When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could over and over.
    Just then, her best friend, who also is blonde, showed up.
    Her friend saw her blowing into the tailpipe and was quite startled by the action.
    She blurted out flippantly, "What are you doing?"
    The first blonde told her the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe real hard so that the dents would pop out.
    Her girlfriend said, "Uh! You need to roll up the windows first!"
  • New cell phone!

    Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day Sherry, the blonde, goes shopping.
    Her phone rings and it`s her husband Morris, "Hi honey, "He says, How do you like your new phone?"
    "I just love it, it`s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there s one thing I don`t understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlor ?"