• Police officer

    A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
    Officer, "May I see your licence?
    Lady, "What does it look like?"
    Officer, "Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it."
    The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
    The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
  • Trophy Girlfriend !

    Trophy Girlfriend !
    Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful looks and charm.

    She hangs onto Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

    His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"

    Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

    They're amazed, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"

    "I lied about my age", Bob replies.

    "What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

    Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
  • Cheap Cruise

    Cheap Cruise
    A blonde enters a restaurant and goes straight to the bulletin board in the back. On the board, she sees a piece of paper that reads "Ocean Cruise - Only $10".

    She pulls the piece of paper from the board and goes to the address listed on the back of it. She enters the building and hands the paper to the secretary who nods and asks the blonde if she has ten dollars. The blonde takes five dollars from her purse and gives it to the secretary.

    The secretary then looks over to a burly guy reading a newspaper and nods to him. He stands up, walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.

    When she wakes up, she finds that she's tied to a log and is floating down the river. She starts to think that maybe this wasn't such a good idea. All of a sudden, she sees one of her blonde friends tied to a log floating right next to her.

    "So, do you think they're going to serve us some food on this trip?" the blonde asks her friend.

    "They didn't serve any last year!" her blonde friend replies.
  • Blondes Deptt.

    Blondes Deptt.
    The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

    So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department.

    The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now.

    They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos -- after all, they now had their own department at the university.

    So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department, which sports the saying: "I Belong in B.E.D."