• Fishy!

    A blonde in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So she packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
    She starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE.
    The blonde looks up, ignores it, and continues on.
    The voice repeats, YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.
    The blonde looks up again and says, Is this God trying to warn me?
    The voice says NO, I M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK.
  • Blonde hail stones

    Blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that she was blonde and quite dingy when she spoke, decided to have some fun.
    He told her to blow into the tailpipe of the car really hard when she got home, as this would cause all of the dents to pop out.
    When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could over and over.
    Just then, her best friend, who also is blonde, showed up.
    Her friend saw her blowing into the tailpipe and was quite startled by the action.
    She blurted out flippantly, "What are you doing?"
    The first blonde told her the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe real hard so that the dents would pop out.
    Her girlfriend said, "Uh! You need to roll up the windows first!"
  • New cell phone!

    Morris a young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife Sherry something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day Sherry, the blonde, goes shopping.
    Her phone rings and it`s her husband Morris, "Hi honey, "He says, How do you like your new phone?"
    "I just love it, it`s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there s one thing I don`t understand. How did you know I was at the beauty parlor ?"
  • Wake me up

    Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service. So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
    "What`s the matter?" Says his wife.
    He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else."