• Wake me up

    Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service. So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
    "What`s the matter?" Says his wife.
    He replied, "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else."
  • The paint job!

    Julie the blonde, getting desparate for money, went into the richer neighborhoods looking for odd jobs. At the first house she called on, the man said "Yeah, I have a job for you. How about painting my porch."
    "Sure, said Julie, I`ll do it for fifty bucks."
    "OK, that`s great, you`ll find the paint and ladder in the garage."
    When the man went back into the house, his wife who had been listening to this concersation said "Fifty bucks! Doesn`t she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
    "Well, she should know. She was standing right on it."
    About 15 minutes later, Julie knocked at the door.
    "I`m all finished," she told the surprised home owner.
    The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch.?"
    "Yeah, said Julie. I even had some paint left over so I gave it two coats."
    As the man reached for his wallet to pay, Julie said: "Oh, by the way, that is not a Porch, it`s a Ferrari."
  • Mirror image!!

    Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I`ve seen this face before!"
    "Give it to me", says the other blonde.
    She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, you silly! It`s me!!"