• A caption contest!

    After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.

    Guess the caption!!

    Laloo, third from left!
  • Nice trade!

    The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm.
    The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir".
    The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."
    The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
  • Poor Princess Diana!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Di, Di who?
    See, easily forgotten.

    What did Diana do in real life?
    Nothing.
    Why did Diana die?
    Who cares?

    Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead.

    We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
    Who the f*ck cares?

    What was Diana’s last dessert dish?
    A: Turnover.

    Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier.

    Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover’s Pizza"?
    It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she’s stuck on ribs.

    Diana’s name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.

    What do you give to a princess who has everything?
    A: A safety belt and an airbag.

    What were Princess Diana’s last words?
    "Darn, I can`t auction this dress now!"
  • Punjabi in Six Hours!

    Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room.
    After only 6 hours, the door opens, and there comes Reagan, saying "Ae nahin seekh sagda!" (He can t learn!)