• Poor Princess Diana!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Di, Di who?
    See, easily forgotten.

    What did Diana do in real life?
    Why did Diana die?
    Who cares?

    Poor Dodi Fayed! Uninteresting alive, Just barely when dead.

    We all know where Princess Di was buried, but where was Dodi buried?
    Who the f*ck cares?

    What was Diana’s last dessert dish?
    A: Turnover.

    Burger King is going to offer a Lady Di Combo: Egyptian sausage on an English muffin splattered with ketchup all over and a bottle of Perrier.

    Did you hear Pizza Hut is announcing a "Princess Di Meat lover’s Pizza"?
    It s made with two kinds of meat: Egyptian sausage and Welsh beaver.The princess used to like fish and chips but now she’s stuck on ribs.

    Diana’s name has been changed to... The Royalty formally known as Princess Di.

    What do you give to a princess who has everything?
    A: A safety belt and an airbag.

    What were Princess Diana’s last words?
    "Darn, I can`t auction this dress now!"
  • Punjabi in Six Hours!

    Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room.
    After only 6 hours, the door opens, and there comes Reagan, saying "Ae nahin seekh sagda!" (He can t learn!)
  • Operation !

    Bill Clinton fell deathly ill while being transported home from his Africa trip. Apparently he picked up a strange, life-threatening disease in one of the villages. He was rushed to Bethesda Naval Hospital for a complicated operation. He went under the knife in the early morning, and when he awoke, he saw that the curtains were closed around him and it was dark.
    "Why are the curtains closed?" the President asked the Secret Service agent sitting beside his bed, "Is it night already?"
    "No, Sir," the agent said, "There is a huge fire across the street and we didn`t want you waking up and looking out the window and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."
  • A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:

    Laloo Prasad was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
    The instructor told Laloo, "Laloo ji, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say how are you . Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?" Now you should say me too. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."
    It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....
    When Laloo Prasad met Clinton, he mistakenly said, "Who Are you?".
    Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I am Hilary`s husband, ha ha...”
    Then Mori replied confidently, "Me too, ha ha ha."
    Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.