|Bill Gates: So, how's heaven Steve?|
Steve Jobs: Great, it just doesn't have any walls or fences.
Bill Gates: So...?
Steve Jobs: So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn't mean to offend you.
Bill Gates: It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.
Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumor?
Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there and there are no Jobs in heaven.
Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no Bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...."
|Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to Nitabhabhi on 16th floor, says 'See You' to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor? 15th, 17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?|
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running about on all the floors, but thekey is not traceable. Fed up, after half an hour, Mukeshbhai leaves in a chauffeur driven ordinary Ikon car.
At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pants and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. They had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was found out because of Nitabhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.
Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 am last night.
Mukesh replied that he was at home all night. `Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 am? I was so worried. I could not sleep whole night," quizzed Nita bhabhi.
"Oh that helicopter`.. That helicopter came from Germany, sent by guys from BMW to deliver the duplicate car key..." mumbled Mukesh.
Moral of The Story: A two bed room flat is a better choice.
|Mom: Happy birthday Suarez.|
Suarez: Thanks mom.
Mom: Cake kaato beta.
Suarez: Ok mom.
Mom: Arrey beta chakku se....
Had Luis Suarez been an engineering student, which Indian college was he likely to be found in?
Suarez ke Talent Ki Daant Deni Hogi.
Generally In Other Sports We Have a Nail-Biting Finish... Soccer is Different !!!
If Suarez was from Bihar, what would his mother call him ?
Luis Suarez ka favorite application?
And Last And Best One:
Suarez to girl: Do you believe in love at first bite?
|Bollywood has always the butt of jokes on social networking sites, Earlier it was twitter jokes and memes, ranging from Alok nath, tiger shroff, alia bhatt, and so on. And now the latest is about celebrity websites. Here are some of the funniest ones we came across...|
Shah Rukh Khan:
Salman Khan made a scandalous confession on Karan Johar's show Koffee with Karan about being single. Hence the jokes are targeted to this status of the Khan.
Abhishek Bachchan has fewer hits to his name and jokes are being made about his association with the Bachchans and his brand endorsements.
Katrina Kaif has also come under the ire of Twitter jokes. The beautiful actress is made fun of for her association with Salman Khan and her acting talents.
Alia Bhatt was criticised for her lack of general knowledge. The actress has experienced several oops moments too. While she has been the butt of jokes in the past, there are some quirky names being suggested for her.
The perfectionist Khan of Bollywood, Aamir Khan also has a few gags doing the round. And it is not just Aamir Khan, but even Imran Khan who is being joked about.