|Bollywood has always the butt of jokes on social networking sites, Earlier it was twitter jokes and memes, ranging from Alok nath, tiger shroff, alia bhatt, and so on. And now the latest is about celebrity websites. Here are some of the funniest ones we came across...|
Shah Rukh Khan:
Salman Khan made a scandalous confession on Karan Johar's show Koffee with Karan about being single. Hence the jokes are targeted to this status of the Khan.
Abhishek Bachchan has fewer hits to his name and jokes are being made about his association with the Bachchans and his brand endorsements.
Katrina Kaif has also come under the ire of Twitter jokes. The beautiful actress is made fun of for her association with Salman Khan and her acting talents.
Alia Bhatt was criticised for her lack of general knowledge. The actress has experienced several oops moments too. While she has been the butt of jokes in the past, there are some quirky names being suggested for her.
The perfectionist Khan of Bollywood, Aamir Khan also has a few gags doing the round. And it is not just Aamir Khan, but even Imran Khan who is being joked about.
|President Obama and Michelle are at the White Sox baseball game, sitting in the first row with the Secret Service seated directly behind them.|
One of the Secret Service agents leans forward and says something to the President.
Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor, and the fans will love it!"
So, Barack shrugs and says, "Well, if it will help my poll numbers."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, screaming & swearing. The crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what was wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!!!"
|A local FM Radio was running a contest, and I phoned up.|
The RJ said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."
"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.
"Feel confident?" she asked. "It's a maths question."
"Well, I've got a Masters in maths and have been teaching for 35+ years," I proudly replied.
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Himesh Reshamiyas new movie and to meet him back stage:
What is 2+2?"
I replied, "7!!!"
|Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?|
Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have orange caps.
Deepika: Will you come to see my Chennai Express?
Alia: No! IRCTC site is not working.
Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan Bhagat: What's the opposite of IIT?
Alia: U UCoffee.
Arnab: What's the first name of Modi?
Alia: Abki Baar.
Aamirv Khan: How did India get Indipendence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England. Mahesh Bhaat: Vote dene chalein?
Alia Bhaat: Papa aap miss call karke bhi vote de sakthe hain, maine kal DID mein dekha tha...!!!
Einstein says: Be friends with Alia Bhatt and feel like a genius all the time!
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia: It's B. An Elephant...
Alia Bhatt in Arnab Goswami's studio
Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season.
Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan. Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?
Alia: Simple, the person who made it.
Scene: Boman Irani asks Alia
Boman: Alia do you know MS office?
Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know.
Scene: Alia Bhatt on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)
Karan: Alia which food do you love the most?
Karan: And which dish?