Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom at ab...
The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room.
"A football pla...
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said...
Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.
Her mother replied, "That`s because it`s empty. Maybe you should try put...
My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.
"I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad...
A girl was crying bitterly.
Mom: What happened dear?
Daughter: Mom do I lookk like a wicked witch?
Mom: No....
My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn`t want to pay for a tree and that`s that. He wouldn`t stop asking thoug...
When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.
"Is that your grandmothe...
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty s...
While walking through the woods one day, I was surprised to hear a child`s voice. I followed the sound, trying in vain to understand the child`s ...
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, 'Mum, what's sex?'

His mother, who believed in all the mo...
The little girl was so proud of her birthday presents, her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the mo...
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is. Her reply is, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question...
Little Johnny was late for class. He walked into the classroom, quietly shut the door behind him, and tiptoed to his seat, all the while hoping h...
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who wa...