Two babies were lying in a blanket. The 1st baby to the 2nd, "Are you a girl or a boy?"
2nd Baby: I don't know.
1st Baby: OK wait, I shall go inside the blanket and check.
After sometime, the 1st baby came out and said, "You're a girl and I am a boy"!
2nd Baby: How did you come to know?
1st Baby: It's because you're wearing pink socks and I'm wearing blue.
Moral: You better change your thinking like the kids. You see, they're innocent unlike you!
Two little boys stole a bag of mangoes from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 mangoes fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minuets latter a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: "One for me, one for you."One for me, one for you."
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.
"Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery."
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you...
Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: "Hey, What about the two at the gate?"
The priest and the drunkard took to their heels shouting, "We are not dead yet... we are not dead yet... we are not dead yet..."
Anna, 6 years old, gets home from school. She just had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks, " How did it go?"
"I died of shame!" She answers!
"Why?" Her Mother asked.
Anna said, "Karen from down the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Peter in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."
Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed?"
"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
It was this little girl's first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.
She replied, "Happy Butt."
The teacher said, "Honey I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out."
So she went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?"
And the little girl said, "Happy Butt."
The principal called the girl's mother to get this straightened out once and for all.
After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."
Grinning from ear to ear, the girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what's the difference?!"