|A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.|
The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
|A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room.|
Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next...
And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks,"Then why did you eat him."
|A class had been studying destruction of the rain forest and was talking about ways they could help protect the planet.|
One boy was particularly proud of his contribution. He announced, "I got at least seven kids to stop using paper towels in the bathroom at school!"
The teacher congratulated him, and asked how he had accomplished such a feat.
"Simple! I just taught them all to wipe their hands on their shirts like I do!"
|Tim is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test.|
The optician asks him to cover his right eye with his left hand and read the letters on the card. Now Tim has always had difficulty telling right from left so the optician says not to worry and to cover his left eye with his left hand and then read the letters on the card but still Tim has problems.
The optician, being a helpful chap, has a brilliant idea and taking a cardboard box, cuts out two small square holes and puts it over Tim's head with the words, "There, now cover up one of the holes and read the letters on the card through the other hole."
Tim however bursts into tears and the optician becomes very concerned, takes the box off his head and asks why he's crying.
Tim replies, "I wanted a metal frame like me brother's got."