• Next Generation Kids

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
    1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

    2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.... -- Camille, age 10

    3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

    4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

    5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

    6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7(Love her)

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

    7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )

    8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

    And the#1Favorite is.......
    9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9
  • Not Easy to be a Teacher

    TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
    Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
    Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!

    TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.

    TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
    Student: By staying at home.

    In English Grammar class: Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."
    Student: In first sentence 'HE' is not married, but in second sentence 'He' is married....

    Teacher asks a student: Please Translate the following sentence in Hindi.
    There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
    Student translates in Hindi: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi.
  • Calf Birth

    A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

    The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
    "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
  • Baby Belly

    A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room.

    Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"

    She replied, "I'm having a baby."

    With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

    She said, "He sure is."

    Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, "Is it a good baby?"

    She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

    At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next...

    And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks,"Then why did you eat him."