• Not Easy to be a Teacher

    TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. Begin the sentence with Mangoes.
    Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
    Definitely Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!

    TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
    Student: We don't call them, they come on their own.

    TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
    Student: By staying at home.

    In English Grammar class: Teacher: What's the difference between "He cleans the plate" and "the plate is cleaned by him."
    Student: In first sentence 'HE' is not married, but in second sentence 'He' is married....

    Teacher asks a student: Please Translate the following sentence in Hindi.
    There was a fine line between Amitabh and Jaya.
    Student translates in Hindi: Amitabh Aur Jaya Ke Beech Ek Mast Rekha Thi.
  • Calf Birth

    A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

    The man thought, "Great, he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun, I'll just let him ask, and I'll answer."
    After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son, do you have any questions?"
    "Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?"
  • Baby Belly

    A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room.

    Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"

    She replied, "I'm having a baby."

    With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

    She said, "He sure is."

    Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, "Is it a good baby?"

    She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

    At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks forward to what he has to say next...

    And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks,"Then why did you eat him."
  • Stop Using Paper Towels

    A class had been studying destruction of the rain forest and was talking about ways they could help protect the planet.

    One boy was particularly proud of his contribution. He announced, "I got at least seven kids to stop using paper towels in the bathroom at school!"

    The teacher congratulated him, and asked how he had accomplished such a feat.

    "Simple! I just taught them all to wipe their hands on their shirts like I do!"