• Drawing God

    A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

    As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

    The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

    The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

    Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
  • Little Heart

    The teacher advised the class that they start each day with the pledge of allegiance and instructed them to put their right hand over their hearts and repeat after her.

    As she starts the recitation, she looks around the room, 'I pledge allegiance to the flag...' When her eyes fell on Johnny, she found he had his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.

    'Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart.'

    Johnny replied, 'But it is over my heart.'

    After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, 'Why do you think that is your heart?'

    'Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up and pats me here and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie!'
  • Adam's Suit

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

    "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

    "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

    With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
  • Bought vs. Homemade

    Six-year-old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school.

    Her mother, very interested, asks, "Oh... How did it go?"

    "I nearly died of shame!" she answers. "Sam from down the street says the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

    Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed."

    "No... but I can't tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!"
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