|Shalu, A second grader came home from school and said her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”|
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
“It’s simple, “ replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”
|A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.|
"I`m goin` to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I`ll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy`s haircut was completed and the man still hadn`t returned, the barber said, "Looks like your dad`s forgotten all about you."
"That wasn`t my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, `Come on, son, we`re gonna get a free haircut!`"
|A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:|
"Sanju, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."
"Ajay, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."
"Rahul, what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."
"Dolly, what sound does a mouse make?"
"Ummm... It goes click!"
|Little Johnny at the swimming pool. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.|
"You`re not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I`m going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"