• Suspense Story

    Johnny asked his classmate "Do you know how to keep a foolish person in suspense."
    "No, you tell me."
    "I ll tell you some other day."
  • Small time thief!

    A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
    A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, "You are wasting time on small items. Why don`t you rob a bank?"
    The boy replied, "By the time I leave school, all banks are closed."
  • Giving up!

    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
    "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
    "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
    "What s the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
    "Giving up?"
  • Out of the mouths of babes...

    Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
    "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.
    A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
    "Yes, He did," the older man answered.
    For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind.
    At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God is doing a lot better job lately."