• Number Game!

    Number Game!
    The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

    "Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."
    "Good. What comes after three?"
    "Four," answers the boy.
    "What comes after six?"
    "Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?"
    "A jack."
  • Home alone!

    A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year old Little Johnny answers holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
    Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What the hell do you think?"
  • What did Lincoln do ?

    A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

    The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States."
  • Don`t meddle with kids!

    There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came upwith a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field.

    The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

    The kids run off, made up their ownsign and posted it next to the farmer`s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read:

    "Now there are two!!!"