• Standing stupid?

    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you`re stupid, Little Johnny?"
    "No, ma`am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
  • Patriotism!!!

    Mum: "Andy, where are you off to now?"
    Rahul:"I`m going to join the army."
    Mum: "But, legally you`re only an infant."
    Rahul: "That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry."
  • Half mad

    A school inspector asked the class, "If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?"
    Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, "Fifty years, sir." The answer was absolutely correct.
    The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. "Simple, sir," the boy replied, "I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!"
  • Believe it or not!

    A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ and about the good deeds of Jesus Christ and his greatness. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy and directs him to his father. His father is also busy and so he goes to his elder brother. His brother kicks him out of the room, because he does not have time to answer his stupid questions. Very curious, he goes downtown and sees a bum in an alley.
    He asks the bum, "Who is Jesus Christ?" and the bum replies, "Well, I am."
    The boy, not believing the bum, asks for proof. So the bum takes the boy into the bar down the street and takes him inside. They walk up to the bar and the bartender exclaims, "Jesus Christ, are you in here again?"