|A firm of solicitors in Mumbai go under the name of Patel, Patel, Patel and Patel.|
The office phone rang and the voice at the other end asked, "May I speak to Mr Patel?"
"Mr Patel is not in his seat."
"In that case can I speak to the other Mr Patel?"
"The other Mr Patel is out of station."
"Then put me on to the third Mr Patel."
"Sorry, the third Mr Patel has gone out for lunch."
"Okay then, I will speak to the last Mr Patel."
|I was standing in a small queue. There was a laday of Japanese descent in front of me she was there to exchange Yen for Dollars. She was a little irritated.|
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunad dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunad ninty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations!"
The Japanese lady said, "Fluc you white people, too!"
|Mallu jokes are in town!!!!!!!|
What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen.
What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask.
Who is Bruce Lee's best friend?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say 'KEEP QUWAIT... KEEP QUWAIT'.
What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
"Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders, We Are Yevery Where"
Why aren't Mallus included in hockey and football teams?
Coz Whenever they get a corner, they set up a tea shop.
Now pass it on to 5 Mallus to get a free saamble of kokanet oil.
Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of Benana Chibbs....
|An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand.|
The Farmer shouts, "Woh paani mat peena. Usmein gayein, bhains or suwar nahate hain, potty karte hain, sussu karte hain! (which means, Don't drink that water, the cows, the buffaloes and the pigs shit and pee in it!)"
The man shouts back, "I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish. Speak English, you bloody Indian idiot!"
The farmer shouts back in English, "Use two hands dude, you can drink more!"