Brahma: System installer
Vishnu: System operator
Shiva: "System programmer
Narad: Data Transmitter...
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He`s Probably dead.
2. Someone says, "Can`t talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away y...
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory...
Be afraid! Infact very afraid, or be yourself. Technology can hurt you.
A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her ...
There`s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It`s a condition called WhatsApia. The symptoms are:
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...
Help-desk : double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer...
1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment...
Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52...
A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke t...
A Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can`t see your computer...
Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her...
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said...
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman st...
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English p...
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less than a ...