• FB Friend Request

    I was browsing my FB page the other day and came across a friend request from a girl 'Anita Rao'. Now I was surprised as well as suspicious since people like us rarely get friend request from girls and that too unknown girls.

    To get over my suspicion, before accepting her friend request, I decided to go through her profile and found that she did not have a profile pic and I was her only friend. Well, I gave it a thought and realised that she must be new to facebook and must have got my name as a suggestion since I am pretty active on FB.

    Days went by and she started liking my photo uploads and posts. I was really delighted in this friend and we started chatting some time later.

    One day, out of the blue, she asked me, "Do you love your wife?" and I replied in positive. Then soon she asked me if my wife was beautiful and I said she is the most beautiful woman I know.

    After some days, she messaged me that she is in town and would like to meet up. I was very happy at this fact since you rarely get to meet your FB friends nowadays. She asked me to come to InOrbit Mall but I said why don't you come over to my place for dinner and my wife would be very happy to meet her. But she refused and said that I should come alone and meet her in InOrbit Mall and that we will go for a movie and dinner. I refused the offer and said that I will get my wife also along since she also wanted to see a movie.

    She got pissed off on this suggestion and told me to screw myself and said that she is going back to her place and I am losing out on a good offer. I, of course persisted her to come to my place for dinner and taste the sweets my wife makes which is very awesome.

    She left nonetheless and I also gave up and left office for my home.

    As I entered, I saw that the dining table is beautifully decked up, the house smelling of aromatic candles and my wife dressed in my favourite saree with a bowl of my favourite sweet

    I asked whether we were expecting any guests but she simply smiled and said that 'Anita Rao' is coming. I asked her how she knew bout my FB friend to which she replied that I have passed her test of trustworthiness and loyalty and she was only acting as Anita Rao.

    She was very proud of me and was delighted by my behaviour.





    Lesson Learnt: It is important to keep checking your wife's laptop and phone regularly otherwise this story would have been completely different...

    Men Will Be Men
  • SBI Destroys Ransomware

    WannaCry Ransomware virus tried to enter into computer system of SBI.

    It could not succeed as someone told it: Abhi Hamara Lunch Time Hai... Lunch Break Ke Baad Aana.

    Ransomware Lunch Break Ke Baad Aata Hai Aur Ek Aur Try Marne Ke Lye Ek Lambi Line Mein Lag Jaata Hai. Jab Uska Number Aata Hai Toh Usko Kaha Jaata Hai: Yahan Nahin, Counter Number 15 Jo Madam Baithi Hain Pehle Unke Paas Jao.

    Bechara Ransomware Counter 15 Ki Line Mein Lag Jata Hai. Is Baar Bhi Kaafi Der Ke Baad Jab Uska Number Aata Hai Tab Madam Us Se Kehti Hai: Ye Kya Hai... Pehli Baar Bank Aaye Ho??? Peeche Account Number Aur Mobile Number Kaun Likhega???

    Finally Jab Vo 4th Time Koshish Karta Hai Tab Usko Bola Jaata Hai: Aaj Time Khatam... Ab Kal Aana.
  • Apple vs Windows

    Beat this one..!! Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY:
    "Don't ever fart here;
    the smell will stay for ages.
    We don't have Windows!"

    And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises...
    "Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages."
  • Internet Genesis

    In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short). Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

    And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

    And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

    And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. The sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

    Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.

    To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to The People (HTTP).

    And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks.

    And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

    And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

    "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

    Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

    It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

    That is how it all began. And that's the truth. I would not make up this stuff.
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