Computer and Technology Jokes
There's a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It's a condition called "WhatsApia".
The symptoms are:
1. Having an app called WhatsApp.
2. Constantly checking to see if you have messages.
3. Checking if someone has been online and why they haven't replied to you.
4. Anxiety that you must reply or the other person will feel bad.
5. Expecting comments if you change your profile pic and/or update your status.
6. Pretending to listen to someone, while busy chatting on whatsapp.
7. First thing when you wake up needing your dose of whatsapp.
8. Copying this message and pasting in other groups.
The only treatment for it is to dump your smart phone!
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user ...
Help-desk : Double click on "My Computer".
Lady : I can't see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?
Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:
1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.
2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.
3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.
4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.
5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed 6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.
7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted.
Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and I have reserved 20k for your shopping... but I think...
Girl (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually mum was there that's why I couldn't reply... N wow darling that's a great news... I love you a lot... N when shall we go ?(12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)
Girl: Baby please answer me na... dear I was off last time, let me know na when shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)
Girl: I think your luking very tired because off work load... So now you go to bed and sleep well honey, take care. (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
Girl: Sorry to disturb you but I think I forgot to tell you that tomorrow mom and dad are not at home in the evening, so you can come to my place after the shopping. Love you janu. Good Night. (12:20am)
Boy (typing): Ohh I was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet... c ya tomorrow... mmuuahhh..........!!!