|Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.|
Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - Hard disk full.
Wife - Have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - But I told you about it in morning.
Husband - Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Hey Bagwan! Forget it where's your salary.
Husband - File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
husband - Data type mismatch.
Wife - You are useless.
Husband - By default.
Wife - By the way, who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - The only user with write permission.
Wife - What is my value in your life?
Husband - Unknown virus detected.
Wife - Do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my Dadu's house.
Husband - Program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - Close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - It is worthless talking to you.
Husband - Shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going.
Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer.
|Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store:|
Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay for ages.
We don't have Windows.
And a Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.
Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday's half eaten apple.
We have been providing open window system to the world since ages.
|Did you hear that Google is now offering free email accounts that are 500 times bigger than Yahoo's or MSN's accounts?|
Yep, but there is a catch: Google plans on reading your mail and then delivering ads based upon the content of the email.
So if your wife sends you a note saying, "If you don't figure out a way to get your dick hard, then I'm going to be forced to bone Santos our pool boy."
Then Google will include three ads in her message:
First for Viagra to offer help for your problematic erectile dysfunction.
Second for Purina dog food to help build healthy bones.
and to satisfy the most important need - a local pool service.
|There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....|
Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....
1. Happy b'dy Tina...
2. Happy Birthdy tina...
3. Many many happy return of the day Tina!
4. Jamandin Mubarak Ho Tina...
5. Party Kab Raho Ho Yaar Tina?
6. Happy Birthday Tina....
7. Happy Bday, Jamandin Mubarak Ho Yaar.
Member A: SORRY! SENT BY MISTAKE. TINA IS IN OTHER GROUP!!!