• Whatsapp Message...

    There was a large group of frinds on Whatsapp. There were around 40 to 50 pepole in that group....
    Conversation: Member A: Happy Birthday Tina....

    Other members:
    1. Happy b'dy Tina...
    2. Happy Birthdy tina...
    3. Many many happy return of the day Tina!
    4. Jamandin Mubarak Ho Tina...
    5. Party Kab Raho Ho Yaar Tina?
    6. Happy Birthday Tina....
    7. Happy Bday, Jamandin Mubarak Ho Yaar.

  • iPhone 6 Jokes

    Congratulations... iPhone 6 launched...
    The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.

    iPhone users who've been saying, "I love my small iPhone, Android phones are too big for me," all these years... Apple just orphaned you...!!!"

    Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch... They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say: "iPhone Chhe"

    With the launch of iPhone 6, OLX is more excited than Apple.... as people will sell old phones, car, house etc to buy iPhone.

    Apple is Chinese, all iPhones look the same.

    Dear Apple,
    iPhone-6 Will Be Priced At 70k...
    iPhone-9 Ke Saath Kya Nano Free Milegi ...??

    iPhone's are like the Golmaal movie:
    Every new version has the same features... but is longer than the previous one..!!!
    iPhone6 costs more than the total money Harman Baweja earned from hi Bollywood career...!!!
  • If Gods were in IT World

    Brahma: System installer

    Vishnu: System operator

    Shiva: System programmer

    Narad: Data Transmitter

    Yama: Deleter

    Apsara & Rambha: Virus

    Ganapati: Anti virus

    Hanuman: E-Mail

    Chitragupta: Hard Disc

    Saraswati: Internet explorer

    Parvati: Mother Board

    Lakshmi: ATM
  • Crazy people on my WhatsApp list

    1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.

    2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!!

    3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???

    4. Someone is always 'Available'. How free Are you?????

    5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!

    6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?

    7. Someone says, "Can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function 8. Someone is 'at d movies' for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns d theatre or sells popcorn there....