• WhatsApp Fever!

    Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
    Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)

    Boy: Hey please answer me :) ( 11:50pm)
    Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)

    Boy: But why do you treat me like that? Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
    Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)

    Boy: Ok good night dear, I just wanted to tell you that today I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and I have reserved 20k for your shopping... but I think...

    Girl (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually mum was there that's why I couldn't reply... N wow darling that's a great news... I love you a lot... N when shall we go ?(12:05am)
    Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

    Girl: Baby please answer me na... dear I was off last time, let me know na when shall we go?(12:08am)
    Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

    Girl: I think your luking very tired because off work load... So now you go to bed and sleep well honey, take care. (12:10am)
    Boy: (last seen 12:12am)

    Girl: Sorry to disturb you but I think I forgot to tell you that tomorrow mom and dad are not at home in the evening, so you can come to my place after the shopping. Love you janu. Good Night. (12:20am)

    Boy (typing): Ohh I was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet... c ya tomorrow... mmuuahhh..........!!!
  • Deadly Instructions!

    A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.

    They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.

    What had happened? Was foul play involved?

    The mystery was finally solved, when one of his fellow programmers read the instructions on the shampoo bottle:

    Wet hair
    Apply shampoo
  • My Computer ?

    A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...

    Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".

    Lady: I can't see your computer...

    Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.

    Lady: How the hell can I click on ur computer from my computer???!!

    Help desk: there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...

    Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ??!!!
  • Customer Support

    I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve.

    She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine.

    Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my co-workers for help; they offered no new ideas.

    After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this "yellow" construction paper?"