|A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."|
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
|A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow`s absence after so many years of fait...|
|A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...|
|A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.|
A friend told him...
|Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the...|
|A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."|
And the congregation cried...
|Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Dewey said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Wou...|
|One day a priest was playing baseball. A nun was cheerleading near first base. The priest was up to bat. The pitcher threw the ball. The priest s...|
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"|
The man said, "I do, Father...
|There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still ...|
|An Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil.|
|At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one of them left, he shook the minister's ha...|
|Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get te nuns to...|
|After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, 'How ...|