• Safe Ride???

    There is a story about monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several 100 feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled to the top by several monks, who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously, the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.

    One tourist got exceedingly nervous when he was half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.

    With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they change the rope.

    The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."
  • How to Cross the Road in Pakistan...

    Road Crossing Instructions in Pakistan

    Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
    Look "up" for American drones;
    Look "down" for bombs and land mines;
    Look sideways and backwards for kidnappers and suicide bombers;
    Hold your bags tight and watch for every person near you;
    Then walk zigzag to avoid bullets.
  • Perfect Answer

    The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:

    If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?

    The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
    The rest of your life.
  • Obama Ranked 5th Best President

    Texas A&M Study Calls Obama 5th Best President
    From a total of 44 US Presidents, Obama is rated the 5th best. The A&M's Public Relations Office released this statement: After only 6 years in office, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best President ever.

    These are the details according to Texas A&M:
    1. Reagan & Lincoln tied for first.
    2. Twenty three presidents tied for second.
    3. Seventeen other presidents tied for third.
    4. Jimmy Carter came in fourth, and...
    5. Obama came in fifth.