• Ponderism!

    1: Notice at Church
    Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers.

    2: Who is a Psychiatrist?
    Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!

    3: Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
    One double and you start feeling single again.

    4: Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that...
    The majority of men have started loving their own wives!
  • The Story of EYES!

    Do you know the relation between two eyes...???
    They never see each other... BUT

    1. They blink together.
    2. They move together.
    3. They cry together.
    4. They see together.
    5. They sleep together.
    They share a very deep bonded relationship...

    However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...

    Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...
  • Essay on Duck

    I like duck. Duck lives in water. I also drink water. My neighbour uncle drink alcohol. Alcohol is very bad. It was told by Gandhiji. He was a good person. He had one stick. Stick swim in water. Duck also swim in water.
    Duck take bath in water. Me too take bath in water. I take bath only in 5 mins but duck take bath full day. That is why duck is so white...
    I like duck so much because I love drinking milk... Milk is white in colour and blue is my favourite colour... Holi is festival of colours...

    Moral of the story: WhatsApp is free. Send Anything !! People still read it...!

    Coming soon... An essay on Fish.
  • My Mother Taught Me...

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

    2. My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

    3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

    4. My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."

    5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

    6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

    7. My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

    8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

    9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

    10. My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

    11. My mother taught me about WEATHER - "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

    12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

    13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

    14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father."

    15. My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

    16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."

    17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when you get home."

    18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

    19. My mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

    20. My mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

    21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

    22. My mother taught me GENETICS - "You're just like your father."

    23. My mother taught me ROOTS - "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

    24. My mother taught me WISDOM - "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

    25. My mother taught me JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

    How many of these did your mother teach? AND how many did you teach your children?
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