• Job Profile

    Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I explained that it was before normal business hours, but that I would help if I could.

    "What's your job there?" the caller asked me.

    "I'm the president," I replied.

    There was a pause. Then he said, "I'll call back later. I need to talk to someone who knows something."
  • Feeling Depressed ???

    If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox... When I open my mailbox, I find: 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

    I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
    10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
    5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
    Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.
    3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

    And to top it all ...
    Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.

    What else you need from life ???
  • A Twist in the Tale

    Girl: Hiiiiii.
    Boy: Hi.
    Girl: What happened?
    Boy: Nothing.
    Girl: No, say na what happened... You look soo sad.
    Boy: I'll ask you something... and you have to tell me the truth... will you?
    Girl: Ok, ask.
    Boy: Who is Raj loafer? He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?
    Girl: Please don't say anything about him.
    Boy: Is he your ex boyfriend? Are you still in love with him?
    Girl: Why would I love him... You are my only love...
    Boy: Then is he your brother?
    Girl: No no... not like that...
    Boy: Then who the hell is he?
    Girl: Shall we talk something else?
    Boy: So you are hiding something from me? You have that much close relationship with him... he's so much important to you, right?
    Girl: If I disclose the secret you'll definitely scold me.
    Boy: I'm getting irritated now... don't test my patience.
    Girl: Please Yaar...
    Boy: If You don't tell me I'll break our relationship roght now.
    Girl: Ok, I'll tell you... but promise me that you won't scold me, ok??
    Boy: Oh, ok...

    Girl: Hmmm... That is my fake profile... if no one likes my dp I like my pictures through that id and also post comments like cute, nice, hot, sexy, etc.... etc!!!!!
  • Important - Please Circulate

    A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

    This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yoghurt. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!!!