|Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well.|
Admin added +91 9xxxxxx48 to group.
Radha: Hi all....
Member # 1: Hiiiii....
Member # 2: Hi Radha... How are you?
Radha: I am fine.
Member # 3: Hey Radha... Let me know if you need any help, OK.
Radha: Definitely I shall let you know.
Member # 4: Hi Radha, I would like to meet you one day.
Radha: I am honored. Sure dear we shall meet some day over coffee.
Member # 5: what's your full name Radha?
Radha: Radhakrishnan Uplandakandathil Nair.
After 5 mins...
Radha: Guys, I am fortunate to be in your group. Nice to meet you all.
(Dead silence in the group)
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