• What a Hoot!

    Each evening bird-lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl. One night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversation."

    Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next-door neighbor.

    "My husband spends his nights... calling out to owls," she said.

    "That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband.
  • Pissing and Moaning!

    An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called... and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found.....

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.

    4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

    Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
  • Men Are So Simple

    Women are fickle minded.
    At 18, they want handsome men.
    At 25, they want successful men.
    At 30, they want sensible men.
    At 40, they want mature men.

    Men are very simple.
    At 18, they want pretty young girls.
    At 25, they want pretty young girls.
    At 30, they want pretty young girls.
    At 40, they want pretty young girls.
    At 50, they still want pretty young girls.

    See... Men are so simple minded.
  • Things Are Changing

    Have you witnessed few things suddenly getting changed in your life only in a span of 1 or 2 decades

    Curds became Yogurt!
    Biscuits became cookies!
    Sweet became Dessert!
    Washerman became Housekeeper!
    Rupees became bucks!
    Housewife became homemaker!
    Waiting area became Lobby!
    Lift became elevator!
    Toilet became rest room!
    Husband became Hubby!
    Wife became Honey!
    Doctor became Doc!
    Teacher became Faculty!
    Dosa became pancake!
    Coffee became cappuccino!
    Cake became Pastry!
    Scent became Perfume!
    Taxi became cab!
    Building became mall!
    Theatre became multiplex!!!
    Song became number!
    Dancer became item girl!!!
    Man became dude!
    Photo became pic!
    Biodata became Resume!
    Oh God became Omg!