• Welcome Radha

    Group admin: Hi guys, I am adding Radha to the group. Radha is new to town as well.

    Admin added +91 9xxxxxx48 to group.

    Radha: Hi all....

    Member # 1: Hiiiii....

    Member # 2: Hi Radha... How are you?

    Radha: I am fine.

    Member # 3: Hey Radha... Let me know if you need any help, OK.

    Radha: Definitely I shall let you know.

    Member # 4: Hi Radha, I would like to meet you one day.

    Radha: I am honored. Sure dear we shall meet some day over coffee.

    Member # 5: what's your full name Radha?

    Radha: Radhakrishnan Uplandakandathil Nair.

    After 5 mins...

    Radha: Guys, I am fortunate to be in your group. Nice to meet you all.

    No response.......

    (Dead silence in the group)
  • Hilarious Comeback

    An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends and took along a few pictures to show the hostess.

    She looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."

    He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go home he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
  • A Skydiving Tip

    I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.

    "How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one woman.

    "A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

    The woman thought about this for a while before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
  • Time to Get a Vasectomy

    One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

    "Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

    "That's a big decision! Have you talked it over with your family?"

    "Yeah, we took a vote... and they're in favor of it 15 to 2."