• Respect For Funeral Procession

    Respect For Funeral Procession
    Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon. Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway. Just as he was about to chip out, he noticed a long funeral procession going past on a nearby street.

    Reverently, George removed his hat and stood at attention until the procession had passed. Then he continued his game, finishing with a birdie on the eighteenth.

    Later, at the clubhouse, a fellow golfer greet George, "Say, that was a nice gesture you made today, George."

    "What do you mean?" asked George.

    "Well, it was nice of you to take off your cap and stand respectfully when that funeral went by," the friend replied.

    "Oh, yes," said George. "Well, we were married 17 years, you know."
  • Enough gas!

    Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.

    The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process.

    No one commented.

    She addressed the ball again but this time she passed just a little gas as she made contact with the ball, topping it and moving it only a short distance.

    She said, "I wonder why it didn't go any further?"

    One of the men said, "I don't think you gave it enough gas!"