• Alzheimer's or Parkinson's

    Ek Retired Aadmin Aksar Ek Sadhu Baba Se Milne Jaya Karte The. Ek Din Baba ji Us Aadmi Se Bole: Ab Tum Budhe Ho Rahe Ho Aur Jaldi Hi Budhape Mein Hone Waali Bimarion Mein Se Ek Bimari Tumhe Bhi Lagne Waali Hai.

    Aadmi Ne Jab Ye Suna Toh Vo Udaas Aur Kuch Pareshan Sa Ho Gaya.

    Usko Pareshan Dekh Baba ji Bole: Ghabrao Mat... Yeh Toh Vidhi Ka Vidhaan Hai... Bimari Toh Lagni Hi Hai... Mein Sirf Itna Kar Sakta Hun Ki Tumhe Apni Pasand Ki Bimari Lene Ka Mauka Deta Hun.... Haat-Paanv Kaanpna Ya Bhul Jaane Ki Bimari... In Dono Mein Se Tumhe Jo Theek Lage Vo Le Lo.

    Aadmi Kuch Decide Nahi Kar Paya aur Bola: Baba ji, Mein Duvidha Mein Hun... Kal Apne Ek Dost Se Puch Ke Bataunga.

    Aadmi Vahan Se Seedha Apne Dost Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Usko Saari Baat Batayi.

    Dost Usko Samjhate Hue Bola: Tum Na Haat-Paanv Kanpne Ki Bimari Maangna.

    Admi Ne Pucha Ki Kyun?

    Dost Bola: Dekh Bhai... Iska Reason Ye Hai Ki Agar Ek-Aadh Peg Chalak Bhi Jaaye Toh Koi Baat Nahin... Lekin.... Agar Bottle Rakh Ke Bhul Gaye Ki Kahan Rakhi Hai Toh Badi Mushkil Ho Jayegi.
  • How Punjabis Say It

    Punjabi is now the third language in Canada's Parliament. However, BC continues to stand for British Columbia.

    Canada govt has introduced A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English):

    Mint - 1/60th of an hour

    Skint - 1/60th of a minute

    Seetan - many seats

    Tict - what you need to buy to watch a show alone

    Tictan - what you need to buy to watch a show with family

    Puls - law enforcement officers

    Skoorty - what Puls is supposed to provide

    Occayyun - Event, incident

    Maiyr - To determine, to measure

    Pokt - the place where you keep things in your dress

    Cloony - The housing society where you stay

    Boot - men's footwear of all types

    Tolt - Lavatory

    Sport - assistance, cooperation

    Kaneeda - Canada

    Amreeka - America
  • PCO Booths Ke Din

    Ek Ladke Ko Policewale Ke Saath Badtameezi, Gali-Galuch Aur Maarpeet Karne Ke Ilzaam Mein Court Mein Pesh Kiya Gaya.

    Judge: Kya Yeh Sahi Hai Ki Tumne Is Policewale Ke Saath Maarpeet Aur Badtameezi Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Sir, Lekin Galti Is Policewale Ki Thi.

    Judge: Kya Hua Tha?

    Ladka: Janaab, Mein Telephone Booth Ke Andar Apni Girlfriend Tina Se Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Tabhi Ye Policewala Aaya Aur Pata Nahi Isko Phone Karne Ki Aisi Kya Jaldi Thi Ki Isne Mera Haath Pakad Ke Mujhe Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Diya.

    Judge: Toh Is Wajah Se Tumhe Gusa Aa Gaya Aur Tumne Ise Gaaliyan Di Aur Hathapai Ki?

    Ladka: Ji Janab.

    Judge: Yeh Toh Sach Mein Isne Galat Kiya... Jab Tume Pehle Se Hi Booth Mein The Aur Baat Kar Rahe The Toh Ise Aisa Nahin Karna Chahiye Tha.

    Ladka: Isne Ek Aur Galti Ki... Is Se Bhi Badi Galti, Jiski Karan Maine Iski Dhunai Kar Di.

    Judge: Achcha!!! Vo Kya?
    Ladka: Judge Sahab, Isne Meri Girlfriend Tina Ko Bhi Haath Pakad Ke Bahar Kheencha Aur Sadak Pe Dhakka De Dhakka De Diya.
  • Facebook Friend

    Ek Baar Pappu Ki Facebook Per Ek Ladki Se Theek-Thaak Friendship Ho Gayi. Donon Roz Chat Karne Lage Karne Lage, Messages Bhejne Lage. Lekin Dono Ne Apni Koi Photo Share Nahin Ki Aur Na Hi Apna Phone Number.

    Phir Ek Din Pappu Ke Kahne Pe Dono Ne Milne Ka Programme Banaya... Din Decide Ho Gaya, Jagah Bhi Decide Kar Li Dono Ne.

    Ladki Ne Pucha Ki Main Tumhe Pehchanungi Kaise?

    Pappu Ne Kaha Ki Mein Counter Number 9 Ke Paas Apple Juice Peete Hue Tuhaara Intezaar Karunga.

    Ab Jab Pappu Counter Number 9 Ke Paas Pahunche Toh Pata Chala Ki Apple Juice Nahin Hai. Pappu Ne Majboori Mein Orange Juice Le Liya Aur Intezaar Karne Laga.

    Kuch Der Baad Ek Ladki Counter Ke Paas Aa Ke Idhar-Udahr Dekhne Lagi. Pappu Ko Thoda Idea Ho Gaya Ki Ho Na Ho Yeh Wahi Ladhi Hai, Lekin Pappu Ne Jaisa Socha Tha Ye Ladki Bilkul Bhi Vaisi Nahin Thi... Bechaare Ka Dil Udaas Ho Gaya. Pappu Ne Ladki Dekh Kar Bhi Undekha Kar Diya.

    Tabhi Ladki Pappu Ke Paas Aa Kar Boli: Aap Pappu Hi Hain Na, Jis Se Milne Ki Baat Hui Thi?

    Pappu: Kya Bol Rahi Hai, Andhi Hai Kya... Tujhe Ye Apple Juice Dikhai De Raha Hai Kya ???