• Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?

    Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.

    Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye.

    Ladka Ye Sunkar Hairan Ho gaya. Usne Ladki Se Pucha: Darling Tumharee Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Maan Gaye Hamari Shadi K Liye.

    Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: Kuch Nahi, Ek Question Ka Answer Diya Or Sab Ne Phatafat Haan Kar Di.

    Ladka: Aisa Kya Pucha Unhone?

    Ladki: Unhone Pucha Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?

    Ladka: Toh Tumne Kya Kaha?

    Ladki: Maine Kaha Ki Pet Ke Andar Laat Maar Raha Hai.

    Parents Shocked. Ladki Rocked.
  • Look At My Abs!

    After Doing 50 Pushups Goldie was checking himself out in front of the Mirror.

    He proudly asked his Wife, "Dekhe Mere Abs???"

    She replied, "Haahn, Dekh Rahi Hun. "Jis Din Se Maine Tumse Shaadi Ki Hai Tab Se Tumhare Mein Mujhe Aib hi Aib Dikhte Hain.... Aib Ke Siva Tumhare Mein Hai hi Kya...
    "Par Ganimat Hai Pehle Sirf Mujhe Dikhte The............ Ab Tumhe Bhi Dikh Rahe Hain."
  • What's Tournament?

    Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hain Ki Apna Banta English Sikh Raha Tha Aur Santa Ki Help Leta Rahta Tha.

    Ek Din Usne Santa Se Puchha: Santa Tournament Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?

    Santa: Tournament... Yeh Jo Ladkiyaan Kaan Mein Jhumke Pahanti Hai, Use Tournament Kahte Hai.

    Sath Mein Khadey Unke Friend Ghanta Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bole: Abey Santa... Bewakoof... Duffer Kahin Ke... Usko Ornaments Kahte Hai.

    Santa: O Yaar Ghanta, Ek Kaan Me Pehno Toh Ornament Aur Agar Dono Kaan Mein Pehno Toh Two Ornament Matlab Tournament...

    Banta Aur Ghanta Taliyaan Baja Ke Bole: Waah Yaar Santa... Tu Vaakiye Mein English Ka Master Hai.
  • Waiting For Sunny Leone

    Pati: Arey Kya Hua, Hamare Ghar Ke Bahar Ye Itni Bheed Kyun Hai...

    Patni: Kuch Nahin, Maine Padosiyon Se Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Damad Aa Rahe Hain Mumbai Se.

    Pati: Hain!!! Hamare Damad Ke Aane Se Inka Kya Lena-Dena? Inhone Kyun Bheed Laga Rakhi Hai?

    Ptni: Vo Ji... Darasal Aajkal English Main Seekh Rahi Hun Na, Isliye Maine Ye Baat In Sab Se English Mein Kahi Hai.

    Pati: Kya Kaha Tumne English Mein???

    Patni: Maine Kaha Ki Aaj Hamare Ghar Sunny Leone Aa Rahe Hain.

    Pati: Bhagwan Ke Liya Band Karo Apni Ye Angrezi... Vo Sunny Leone Nahin Son-In-Law Hota Hai.
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