• How's Your Married Life?

    Shadi Ke Bahut Dinon Ke Baad 2 Doston Ki Mulakaat Hui. Ek Dusre Se Milkar Dono Bahut Hi Khush Hue Aur Phir Ek Dusre Ki Married Life Ka Haal Puchne Lage.

    Pehla Dost: Aur Bhai, Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai Married Life Tumhari... Khush Toh Ho Na?

    Dusra Dost: Haan Bhai, Bhagwan Ki Daya Se Sab Theek Hai, Achcha Chal Raha Hai. Meri Aur Meri Wife Ki Apas Mein Badi Hi Achchi Understandin Hai. Subah Hum Dono Milakar Nashta Banate Hain, Phir Baaton-Baaton Mein Bartan Dho Lete Hain. Pyar-Pyar Mein Milkar Kapde Dho Lete Hain. Kabhi Vo Kisi Special Dish Ki Pharmaish Kar Deti Hai... Kabhi Kabhi Mein Apni Marzi Se Kuch Bana Leta Hun. Aur Meri Patni Bahut His Safai Pasand Hai... Isliye Unko Khush Rakhne Ke Liye Safai Ka Sara Jimma Maine Liya Hai.

    Phir Usne Pucha: Tum Sunao, Tumhari Kaisi Kat Rahi Hai?

    Pehla Dost: Bhai Beizzati Toh Apni Bhi Itni Hi Ho Rahi Hai Jitni Apki... Lekin Humko Ye Apki Tarah Power Point Presentation Banana Nahi Aata.
  • Types of Ghar!

    Teacher Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchta Hai: Pappu Beta, Ye Batao Ki Ghar Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain?

    Pappu: Sir Ji, Jo Ghar Housle Se Banaye Jaate Hain Unhe 'House' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Mein Hawan Hote Hain Unhe 'Home' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Mein Hawa Jyada Chalti Hai Unhe 'Haveli' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Mein Dewaaron Ke Bhi Kaan Hote Hai Unhe 'Makaan' Kehte Hain,

    Jin Gharon Ke Loan Ki Instalments Bharne Mein Aadmi Hamesha Late Ho Jata Hai Unhe 'Flat' Kehta Hian...
    Aur Jin Gharon Mein Ye Bhi Pata Na Ho Ki Bagal Wale Gharon Mein Rehta Hai Unhe 'Bangla' Kehte Hain.

    Teacher Ji Abhi Tak Behosh Hain...
  • Invitation For Dinner

    Aaj Subah Mera Ek Naya Dost, Jo Ki Bengali Hai, Mere Ghar Aaya Aur Bola: Aaj Shaam Ko Hamare Ghar Bhojan Hai, Aap Shob Oaiyega.

    Meine Kaha Theek Hai, Hum Zaroor Aayenge.

    Maine Apne Wife Se Kaha Ki Shaam Ka Khaana Friend Ke Ghar Hai, Isliye Aaj Khana Mat Banana Aur Time Pe Ready Ho Jaana. Shaam Ko Hum Dono Theek Time Pe Apne Us Dost Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaye.

    Wahan Kuch Bengalis Pehele Se Baithe Dholak-Chimta, Harmonium-Tabla Baja Rahe The Aur Bengali Mein Kuch Gaa Rahe The.... Kuch Kirtan Type Ka Programme Tha Shayad.

    Hum Bhi Chupchap Baithe Rahe Aur Sunte Rahe.

    Thodi Der Ke Baad Ye Sab Khatam Hua Aur Phir Us Dost Ne Sabko Prasad Diya Aur Haath Jodkar Kaha: Aaj Ka Bhojan Ka Programme Khotam... Aap Shob Ka Dhonyabad.

    Phir Hum Waha Mayoos Se Hokar Nikal Aye... Shrimati ji Full Gusse Mein Thi... Saare Raaste Munh Fula Ke Baithi Rahi.

    Bas Abhi Thodi Der Pehle Hi Ghar Pahunche Hain... Mein Kitchen Mein Dinner Ka Jugaad Kar Raha Hun Kyunki Shrimatiji Ka Hukum Hai Ki Bahar Se Khaana Order Nahin Karna Hai.
  • Shadi Ka Darr

    Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Bujurg Se Pucha Ki Aapne Jeevan Bhar Shadi Kyun Nahin Ki?

    Wo Bujurg Bola: Mein Tumko Ek Chota Sa Kissa Sunata Hun. Ye Baat Meri Jawani Ke Time Ki Hai. Mein Ek Party Mein Gaya Tha. Wahan Anjaane Mein Mera Pair Aagey Khadi Ek Aurat Ki Saree Ke Latakte Hue Pallu Pe Pad Gaya.

    Vo Naagin Ki Tarah Funkaar Maarkar Ekdum Se Palti Aur Sherni Ki Tarah Dahar Ke Boli: Dhyaan Kahan Hai Tumhara... Dekh Ke Nahin Chal Sakte.... Andhey Ho Gaye Ho Kya... ?!?

    Main Haklakar Maafi Mangne Laga... Galti Se Ho Gaya Madam... Vio Mein....

    Tabhi Uski Nazar Mere Chehre Pe Padi, Aur Vo Thoda Shaant Ho Gayi Aur Boli: Oh! Maafe Kijiye, Mujhe Laga Ki Mere Pati Hain, Isliye Mein Itna Kuch Bol Gayi.

    Bas Beta... Phir Kuch Himmat Si Nahin Hui Sahadi Karne Ki.