• Family Trip To Australia

    Last month during Christmas a family from Kanpur, was on holidays in Australia.

    Apart from his wife and two children, this man from Kanpur was also accompanied by his old age father.

    They were traveling on one of the free ways. This Indian Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.

    Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old man coming out of the window and vomiting blood.

    She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help. In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.

    The well trained staff quickly shifted that old man on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining him. Sometime later, the old man was declared safe and fit to travel again.

    Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.

    But for these services, our Kanpur man had to pay AUD 3500.

    With these unplanned heavy financial charges, the Kanpur man was in shock and he blasted on his Old Aged Father: Gutkha Kha Kar Khidki Ke Bahar Pichkari Maarne Ki Kya Zaroorat Thi?
  • Old Wine In A New Bottle

    Shaadi Ke Do Din Baad Dulha Us Beauty Parlour Mein Gaya Jahan Uski Biwi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha.

    Aadmi Ne Parlour Waali Madam Ko Ek Chota Sa Dabba Gift Diya Aur Uski Biwi Ka Itna Achcha Make-up Karne Ke Liye Aur Sajane Ke Liye Thanks Bola Aur Waapas Aa Gaya.

    Us Aadmi Ke Jaane Ke Baad Madam Ne Gift Ko Unwrap Kiya Toh Usmein Se Ek iPhone X Ka Dabba Nikla. Wo Badi Excitement Aur Khushi Khushi Se Dabba Kholti Hai Toh Usmein Ek Purana Sa Nokia Ka Phone Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uske Neeche Ek Handwritten Note Rakha Tha.

    Madam Ne Note Utha Ke Dekha Toh Uspe Likha Tha: 'SAME FEELINGS'
  • Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?

    Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Shaadi Karna Chahte The, Par Unhe Darr Tha Ke Ladki Ke Maa Baap Love Marriage Ke Liye Nahi Maanenge.

    Ladki Ne Iss Mamle Me Apne Gharwalo Se Baat Kari, Lekin Vo Toh Ek Hi Baar Me Maan Gaye.

    Ladka Ye Sunkar Hairan Ho gaya. Usne Ladki Se Pucha: Darling Tumharee Ghar Mein Sab Kaise Maan Gaye Hamari Shadi K Liye.

    Ladki Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: Kuch Nahi, Ek Question Ka Answer Diya Or Sab Ne Phatafat Haan Kar Di.

    Ladka: Aisa Kya Pucha Unhone?

    Ladki: Unhone Pucha Ladka Kya Kar Raha Hai?

    Ladka: Toh Tumne Kya Kaha?

    Ladki: Maine Kaha Ki Pet Ke Andar Laat Maar Raha Hai.

    Parents Shocked. Ladki Rocked.
  • Look At My Abs!

    After Doing 50 Pushups Goldie was checking himself out in front of the Mirror.

    He proudly asked his Wife, "Dekhe Mere Abs???"

    She replied, "Haahn, Dekh Rahi Hun. "Jis Din Se Maine Tumse Shaadi Ki Hai Tab Se Tumhare Mein Mujhe Aib hi Aib Dikhte Hain.... Aib Ke Siva Tumhare Mein Hai hi Kya...
    "Par Ganimat Hai Pehle Sirf Mujhe Dikhte The............ Ab Tumhe Bhi Dikh Rahe Hain."