• Jija Aur Saali...

    Jija Aur Saali Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Rahe The.

    Sali: Jija ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phayda Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karoge Na?

    Jija: Dikhta Nahi Ki Mere Ek Haath Mein Bakri Aur Danda Hai, Aur Doosre Haath Mein Murga, Rassi Aur balti Hai. Main Kaise Kuch Kar Sakta Hoon.

    Sali: Kyon Nahi Kar Sakte, Agar Aap Danda Gaad Ke Rassi Say Bakri Ko Baandh Do Aur Balti Ko Ulta Karke Murge Ke Upar Rakh Do Toh Aap Sab Kuch Kar Sakte Ho, Mujhe Toh Sach Mein Aapse Bahut Darr Lag Raha Hhai.........
  • Husband & Wife Humour

    Patni: Chalo Ek Khel Khelte Hain... Main Chhupti Hoon Aur Aap Mujhe Dhoondhna. Agar Aapne Dhoondh Liya Toh Main Aapke Saath Shopping Karne Chalungi.
    Pati: Aur Agar Nahin Dhoondh Paya Toh ?
    Patni: Aaisa Mat Kaho Jaanu...... Bas Darwaje Ke Peechhe Hee Chhupoongi ...!!!

    Ek Aurat Apne Boyfriend Ke Saath Bazaar Mein Ghoom Rahi Thee Ki Tabhi Uska Pati Mila Gaya.
    Pati Ne Boyfriend Ko Peetna Shuru kar Diya.
    Aurat: Maaro Saaley Ko... Apni Biwi Ko Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ki Biwion Ko Le Jaata Hai.
    Tabhi Boyfriend Ko Josh Aa Gaya Aur Woh Pati Ko Peetne Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
    Aurat: Maar Saale Ko !!! Khud Toh Kabhi Ghumaane Le Jaata Nahi Aur Doosron Ko Bhi Nahin Ghumaane Deta!!!

    Husband: Tumhare Shaadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The??
    Wife silent...
    Husband Chilla Ke: Mein Iss Khamoshi Ka Kya Matlab Samjhun?
    Wife: Haaye Rabba... Gin Toh Rahi Hun.... Chilla Kyun Rahe Ho...

    Pati: Saab, Meri Patni Gum Ho Gayi Hai!!!
    Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa Hai Kya ??? Ye Post Office Hai, Police Station Jaa Na.
    Pati: Maaf Karna Bhai, Kyaa Karoon, Khushi Ke Maare Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aa Rahaa Ki Kidhar Jaauun ???`
  • Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas

    3 Idiots Part 2

    Rancho: Smiling

    Teacher: Aap Muskura Kyon Rahe Ho?

    Rancho: Bahut Dino Se Facebook Mein Account Banane Ki Ichha Thi...Aaj Bana Diya Hai...Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai!

    Teacher: Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai. Tell Me, What is a Post?

    Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.

    Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

    Rancho: Sir...Jo Bhi Facebook Pe Log Daalte Hain Post Hai Sir. Ghumne Gaye...Photo Daal Diya! Post Hai Sir.
    Match Dekha, Score Daal Diya! Post hai Sir.
    Sir Actually Hum Posts Se Ghire Hue Hain Sir!
    Katrina Ki Pic Se Ronaldo Ki Kick Tak! Sab Post Hai Sir!
    Ek Second Mein Comment, Ek Second Mein Like!
    Comment-Like...
    Comment-Like...

    Teacher: Shut up! Account Banake Ye Karoge?
    Comment-Like...Comment-Like...?

    Haan Chatur, Tum Batao.

    Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating systems using internet on Facebook is called a Post.

    Teacher: Excellent!

    Rancho: Par Sir Maine Bhi To Wahi Bola Seedhe Shabdo Mein.

    Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Mein Karna Hai To Orkut Ya Twitter Ke Pages Pe Account Banao.

    Rancho: Par Sir Dusre Sites Bhi To.

    Teacher: Get out!

    Rancho: Why sir?

    Teacher: Seedhe Shabdo Mein Bahar Jaiye.

    Rancho goes out and comes back.

    Teacher: Kya Hua?

    Rancho: Kuch Bhool Geya Tha Sir.

    Teacher: Kya?

    Rancho: A utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e. pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else.

    Teacher: Arre, Kehna Kya Chahte Ho?

    Rancho: Logout Sir! Logout Karna Bhool Geya Tha.

    Teacher: To Seedha Seedha Nahi Bol Sakte The?

    Rancho: Thodi Der Pehle Try Kiya Tha Sir, Aapko Pasand Nahi Aaya!
  • Preparing for Guests

    Wife: Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Main Daal Ke Siva Kuchh Bhi Nahi.

    Husband: Jab Woh Aaye Toh Kitchen Mein Ek Bartan Gira Dena, Aur Jab Main Puchchu Toh Kehna Ki KORMA Gir Gaya...
    Phir Dusra Bartan Girana, Aur Kehna Biryani Gir Gayi... Phir Main Kahunga Chalo Daal Hi Le Aao...

    Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz Aayi.....

    Husband: Kya Hua...???

    Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa... Daal Hi Gir Gayi...
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