• Happy March!!!

    Wife: Tum Bahut Badal Gaye Ho, Aajkal Mujh Se Theek Se Baat Hi Nahi Karte?

    Husband: Nahin Kaam Mein Busy Tha?

    Wife: 2-3 Din Se Tum Kaam Ka Bahana Bana Rahe Ho. Tum Mujhse Kuch Chupa Rahe Ho.

    Husband: Nahi Thodi Tension Hai...

    Wife: Tum Hamesha Apni Tension Mujhse Chupate Ho. Mujhe Batao Hum Dono Mil Kar Koi Solution Nikalenge. Tum Mujhe Kuch Toh Batao Problem Kya Hai.

    Husband: Toh Lo Suno...

    Tds File Karna Hai...

    Income Tax File Karna Hai...

    Property Tax Dena Hai...

    GST File Karna Hai...

    Custom Department Main Shipment Atak Gayi Hai...

    Udhari Aa Nahi Rahi Hain...

    Bajar Mein Grahaki He Nahi...

    Upper Se Sealing Ka Panga Pada Hua Hai...

    March Closing Main Account Pe Dhyan Dun... Accountant Aa Nahi Raha Roz Goli De Raha Hai...

    AB DO MUJHY ISKA SOLUTION...

    Wife: Tum Naa Aaj 2 Peg Maar Hi Lo...
  • Gyani-Dhyani Baba Ji

    Ek Bahut Hi Pahunche Hue Sant The... Gyaan, Dhyaan, Sadhna Ke Bade Hi Jaankaar... Hamesha Muskurate Rahte The...

    Aane Waale Bhakt Aur Shishya Unse Ulta-Seedha, Oot-Pataang... Kuch Bhi Puchein... Hamesha Muskura Ke Jawaab Dete The... Gussa Toh Kabhi Aata Hi Nahin Nahin Tha... Gajab Ka Dhairya Tha... Patience Ki Jeeti-Jaagti Misaal The.

    Dur-Dur Tak Unki Khyati Thi. Ek Bar Ek Reporter Ne Unka Interview Lete Hue Pucha, "Baba ji, Aap Ke Guru Kaun Hain ? Aapne Dhairya, Dhyaan Aur Sadhna Ki Shiksha Kahan Se Li?"

    Sant Ne Us Patrakaar Ki Taraf Bade Hi Prem Se Dekha Aur Mushkurate Hue Kaha, "Beta, Maine 20 Saal Sarees Aur Ladie Suits Ke Showroom Mein Kaam Kiya Hai."
  • Ajab Gajab Dost

    Pappu Ne Gas Pe Pressure Cooker Chadaya... Selfie Wali Post Daali Aur Likha: Gharwali Mayeke Gayi Hai Aur Mujhe Chai Banani Hai, Cooker Mein Kitni Seeti Lagaun?

    Friends Ke Comments:

    Deepak Bhai: Oye, Cooker Mein Already Hi Ek Seeti Lagi Hai Aur Kitni Lagayega.

    Prakash Bhai: Bewakoof Chai Cooker Mein Thode Na Banti Hai... Kadhai Rakh Kadhai.

    Rajiv: Dekh Bhai... Pehle Toh 2 Ghante Ke Liye Chai Patti Bhigone Daal De... Uske Baad 1-2 Seeti Se Hi Kaam Ho Jayega.

    Sumit: Yaar... Khidki Pe Jaa Ke Ek Seeti Baja... Padosan Chai De Jayegi.

    Sabhi Answers Ka Baap:

    Rahul: Oye Gadhe, Agar Biwi Mayeke Gayi Hai Toh Chai Kyun Pee Raha Hai? Bewakoof Daaru Le Ke Aa... Pee Ke Mast Ho... Aur Humein Bula Le, Seeti Hum Baja Denge.
  • Badnaseebi!!!

    Ek Mehfil Mein Ek Bujurg Apne Kuch Anubhav Logon Ko Bata Rahe The.

    Maine Apni Life Mein 3 Kism Ke Logon Se Jyada Badnaseeb Kisi Ko Nahin Dekha.

    Pehle Vo Jinke Paas Bharpoor Naye Kapde Hon Phir Bhi Aadtana Puraane Se Kaam Chalate Rehte Hain.

    Dusre Vo Jinke Ghar Khane Ki Liye Beshumar Khana Ho, Par Kanjoosi Ki Aadat Se Ya Phir Kisi Bimari Ki Vajah Se Kha Nahin Paate.

    Aur Teesre Vo Jo.... Itna Kehte Hi Unka Gala Bhar Aya Aur Ankhein Chalak Gayi.

    Logon Ne Pucha Ki Kya Hua, Kaun Hain Vo Teesre Type Ke Log?

    Us Bujurg Ne Bhare Gale Se Jawab Diya: Doston, Teesre Vo Jinko Peene Ka Bahut Shauq Hota Hai... Jinka Dil Karta Hai Ki Piye Lekin Sirf Apni Gharwali Ke Khauf Se Do Peg Daru Nahin Pee Sakte.

    Unke Itna Kehte Hi Mehfil Mein Adhe Se Jyada Logon Ki Aankhein Bhar Aayi.